"All Pain Placed in a Mayan Time Capsule"

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This is the Year To Be Grand!

It's my GrandYear, but first, I had to reduce the undulating weight of pain from my presence.

For years it was pain this, pain that, ouch here, and ooch there.
It consumed so much of my psyche it was difficult to concentrate on anything else.

Well, I couldn't start my "Year of Grandness" with such a burden, so, I placed all my physical, emotional, mental, and psychic pain into a time-capsule (location unknown).
I call it my Mayan Time Capsule, encapsulated the pain, and lodged it into space, to everreach the far and wide, never to seek or reside in me again.

Now I am free to Grow, Adapt, Rule, and Conquer!
GARaC to you as well, and Happy New Year!!
 
I'm drunk with power and rage
Locked inside a cage
With lust and greed
I'll plant all women with my seed
Temptation abide
Nowhere to hide
Break down the walls
Break down the walls
 
Im thinkin that capsule got lodged into your anus and now your shitting your guts out all over in this thread,,,,,and were here reading it.....

Im laughing so damn hard im crying ,WTF is a Mayan time capsule anyway ,
Holy crap I have done every drug out there in my past and never lodged a Mayan pain encapsulated capsule into space.....
I cant catch my breath ROFLMAO......

Happy New Grand Year Mrhtbd....Glad your pain free and on a new path but you may need to see someone for those visions your having .......
 
...actually, on 12/30, at AC, NJ with the wife, her parents, brother, and my kids (I was there at my kids request), I git sick of the shit-tests, said F-it and went to the Revel to see Kascade, a very popular world renowned Club DJ.
I danced for over 5 hours straight, only taking one break to get some water.
Sorry, no drugs and had no booze, just fun, surrounded by truly beautiful and well-dressed women.
Been too long away from them.
Got in at 5:30AM.
Best time in years, especially because I was sober.
For a while, I'd forgotten about my pain and wanted to keep it that way.
Thanks for reminding me it's still here!
 
mrhtbd said:
...actually, on 12/30, at AC, NJ with the wife, her parents, brother, and my kids (I was there at my kids request), I git sick of the shit-tests, said F-it and went to the Revel to see Kascade, a very popular world renowned Club DJ.
I danced for over 5 hours straight, only taking one break to get some water.
Sorry, no drugs and had no booze, just fun, surrounded by truly beautiful and well-dressed women.
Been too long away from them.
Got in at 5:30AM.
Best time in years, especially because I was sober.
For a while, I'd forgotten about my pain and wanted to keep it that way.
Thanks for reminding me it's still here!
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Ah bud,,,were just poking fun at ya dood.....settle down and just know regardless of how "way out" there some of the shit you post is we all still read it ....Sounds like you had a good night out clubing .....Im certain this year will bring you many good things to come . :at:
 
mrhtbd said:
...actually, on 12/30, at AC, NJ with the wife, her parents, brother, and my kids (I was there at my kids request), I git sick of the shit-tests, said F-it and went to the Revel to see Kascade, a very popular world renowned Club DJ.
I danced for over 5 hours straight, only taking one break to get some water.
Sorry, no drugs and had no booze, just fun, surrounded by truly beautiful and well-dressed women.
Been too long away from them.
Got in at 5:30AM.
Best time in years, especially because I was sober.
For a while, I'd forgotten about my pain and wanted to keep it that way.
Thanks for reminding me it's still here!
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This is what we're looking to see more out of you in 2013... I swear if you would go out and get like this more often your so called pain would disapear for GOOD!!
Especially once you wakeup beside one of these little beautys you speak of!!!
 
Just got back from the strip club. Ignored the dancers mostly because I was hungry for food and the bartender, who I have been smoozing for a few months.
Cute little 24 yr old, nice tats, oh yeah nice them too, ha!
She watched anxiously as I wolfed down two servings of chicken fingers. Damn the second round were twice the size of the first.
She probably dug around for big ones, ha, ha!
Before I left, I went to give her a tip. She was having a smoke, then reached over to hug me so hell yeah, Recipricate!!.
As I turned to go I realized she almost kissed me, so I turned around to go for it and Asked, "Are you French?"
She said, "No!"
I leaned in and kissed her on each cheek and said, "You'll be French for me from now on!" LOL, it was a good one! She loved it, so did I.
I can tell she likes me but Hell, I'm 53. Maybe I should stop telling myself that. I feel young, especially after 400mg of prescription Cypionate in my right thigh from yesterday. Felt sick last night but great today! Seriously, how many 53 yr olds can dance to Kaskade for 5 hours straight?

Johnny, oh yeah bro, Kascade was awesome. I was about 15 ft from the stage all night, except when I got water the one time.
At one point I saw him looking at me and laughing like, "Yeah, m*ther fucker, you're right in it." Surrounded by hot chicks.
This one chick kept saying, "Yeah, you are awesome! Sweet young thing with her three friends. Have to admit I am a very good dancer.
Anyway, I loved the way this one girl was rubbing her tits into my back as I danced. It felt really good and I tried to move away but she just pushed against me, hips and tips. Finally I had to tun around praying it wasn't some guy. She was sweet with big boobs and was grinding against my ass, I loved it, and her boyfried/date was standing behind her. I was like, Jeez!
It was like that all night, tits in myback, on my arm, against my chest, and then the trailing fingers touching me here and there, excuse me, excuse me, holding my hips as they went by, and the eyes ...
Meg from Hobocken, call me! Or maybe that Jet-Black haired Princess with the milky-white skin and ice blue ices...that squinted and grinned, why didn't I follow you after you looked back......Next time, I'll make you French too!
You are right BikerTrash and FreezerDude, more good times are coming.
 

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That a boy! Now your starting to come around to our way of thinking and I bet your going to find life a lot more enjoyable than before!!!! Especially once you get all up in one of those young honeys! lol
 
Nothing better than a trashed up strip club bartender with Daddy issues. Nice....
 
mrhtbd im glad you are coming out of your shell--time to be a man and maybe cut ties with the wife and her family and just focus on the girls happiness but they seem fairly mature for their ages maybe explain to them that it hurts dad to be with mom as a family when we arent one anymore
 
I'm having trouble right now.
Should have pounded that SOB months ago.
Beseated rage traumelling around my innerds, that's what it is.
Yeah, the bartender has daddy issues, also an abused German Sheppard. I told her my 7 yr old wanted a Golden Retriever named "Danni" for Christmas. I told the bartender I had a fantasy I brought Danni over and her Sheppard could reconnect with her mothering instinct by bonding with Danni, thereby helping the Sheppard heal.
"Then," I said, "you and I could work on tips to how to raise a puppy." She liked it.
I shouldn't have to buy a dog, though, to get into her pants.

Yes, having some serious trouble here, trying to stay clear of the splat!
Holding my ground and staying low, still biding my time and it's taking it's toll.
Horrendous c*nt.
 
mrhtbd said:
I'm having trouble right now.
Should have pounded that SOB months ago.
Beseated rage traumelling around my innerds, that's what it is.
Yeah, the bartender has daddy issues, also an abused German Sheppard. I told her my 7 yr old wanted a Golden Retriever named "Danni" for Christmas. I told the bartender I had a fantasy I brought Danni over and her Sheppard could reconnect with her mothering instinct by bonding with Danni, thereby helping the Sheppard heal.
"Then," I said, "you and I could work on tips to how to raise a puppy." She liked it.
I shouldn't have to buy a dog, though, to get into her pants.

Yes, having some serious trouble here, trying to stay clear of the splat!
Holding my ground and staying low, still biding my time and it's taking it's toll.
Horrendous c*nt.
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WHAT ?:unno:
 
mrhtbd said:
I'm having trouble right now.
Should have pounded that SOB months ago.
Beseated rage traumelling around my innerds, that's what it is.
Yeah, the bartender has daddy issues, also an abused German Sheppard. I told her my 7 yr old wanted a Golden Retriever named "Danni" for Christmas. I told the bartender I had a fantasy I brought Danni over and her Sheppard could reconnect with her mothering instinct by bonding with Danni, thereby helping the Sheppard heal.
"Then," I said, "you and I could work on tips to how to raise a puppy." She liked it.
I shouldn't have to buy a dog, though, to get into her pants.

Yes, having some serious trouble here, trying to stay clear of the splat!
Holding my ground and staying low, still biding my time and it's taking it's toll.
Horrendous c*nt.
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The underlined above is the only part that made sense to me.
 
mrhtbd said:
I'm having trouble right now.
Should have pounded that SOB months ago.
Beseated rage traumelling around my innerds, that's what it is.
Yeah, the bartender has daddy issues, also an abused German Sheppard. I told her my 7 yr old wanted a Golden Retriever named "Danni" for Christmas. I told the bartender I had a fantasy I brought Danni over and her Sheppard could reconnect with her mothering instinct by bonding with Danni, thereby helping the Sheppard heal.
"Then," I said, "you and I could work on tips to how to raise a puppy." She liked it.
I shouldn't have to buy a dog, though, to get into her pants.

Yes, having some serious trouble here, trying to stay clear of the splat! Holding my ground and staying low, still biding my time and it's taking it's toll.
Horrendous c*nt.
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BikerTrash said:
WHAT ?:unno:
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I'm glad I'm not the only one that's confused. I think mrhtbd might be smoking that "whacky backy!" :D
 
the c*nt part was about my wife, the bartender is sweet
guess I shouldn't write of them in the same thread.
Wife is being esp an ass today, picking on the kids, making them cry all weekend, makes me f ing sick
...take a deep breath...
 
mrhtbd said:
I'm having trouble right now.
Should have pounded that SOB months ago.
Beseated rage traumelling around my innerds, that's what it is.
Yeah, the bartender has daddy issues, also an abused German Sheppard. I told her my 7 yr old wanted a Golden Retriever named "Danni" for Christmas. I told the bartender I had a fantasy I brought Danni over and her Sheppard could reconnect with her mothering instinct by bonding with Danni, thereby helping the Sheppard heal.
"Then," I said, "you and I could work on tips to how to raise a puppy." She liked it.
I shouldn't have to buy a dog, though, to get into her pants.

Yes, having some serious trouble here, trying to stay clear of the splat!
Holding my ground and staying low, still biding my time and it's taking it's toll.
Horrendous c*nt.
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^this is what happens when you masturbate too hard!
 
I guess I was angry the wife has been picking on the kids and was venting on this.

On Friday my 12 yr old called me in hysteria, "Mommy said we might have to move into grammy and poppy's house for a few months because she's afraid what you'll do to her!"

F-ing ridiculous to traumatize the kids that way.
I told her this morning, "Enough of the lies and quit picking on the kids." Then I said, "In 13 years I never raised a finger to any of you, what makes you think I will now?" "Besides," I said, " I already did what I should have done, filed for divorce," then walked out.

Well, I lost the house I bid on in September, came up short, plus I lost $1875 deposit as well. Guess I didn't want it anyway with all the mold issues. Some times it's better to cut your losses and move on.

Lawyer hasn't called me in weeks, sick of the squeeze from every direction. I can feel the egg cracking open, this dinosaur's eggshell is cracking and nothing can stop me. My new life wants out so badly I'm bulging at the seems, literally only, that is, as I've been holding around 225 and lean, still with a 34 waist.

Only one thing to do. Make a fire for the littles ones to stay warm and hit the gym for another round of supersets.
Yes, this old beach lifeguard is shooting the curl from winter to spring, zipping right through, only trying to touch sparingly, until I pass through the other side, just like being in the "Green Room" of Big Surf.

But considering that "wacky green stuff" someone referred to (pun intended), it might be nice, but for now it's outta my grasp and with little intention of remedy., so gotta just go with the flow as best I naturally can.
 
Life sucks all the way around Ol fella......
You gotta keep on keepin on ,Dont lose that cool crazy weird ass mellow you got about you cuz the minute you lose your cool they will put you in a nurseing home for the loonys.
Now as far as your soon to be "Ex" wife goes ,,,there all coochies and they lie , they minipulate the kids to believing evertyhing is your fault but reality is the kids Know ,,,there smarter than we think .
I got 2 Ex Wives and both of them lie to my kids about me , about why me and mommy isnt together anymore. Soon , I mean soon they will realize that Mom is a physco cunt and then and only then will they realize that Dad isnt the bad guy ......
Your new life is soon to start and you can get all wild and crazy .Sounds as if the strip club was a good time and just what you needed.
Although with my mentality I only understand about 1/3rd of the crap you type in these threads I get the just of it .
Times are hard bud,,,Keep your head up .Everyhting happens for a reason .

And for gods sake stay away from those "Happy" pills you were taking when you encapsulated a Mayan time capsule pill in your anus to never be seen again and lost forever ,,,,,That stuff will mess with your mind.lol
 
This thread reminds me of the time I first thought I was in love. It turned out that all I really felt was that she had perty hair.
 
Change "perty hair" with "nice tits" and it's bingo!
Seriously though, hitting the gym is keeping me on track.
I feel stromger and more in control everyday.
The supersets are easier and easier, the gym is more crowded, but I can be out in 40 minutes with shower.
Eating out all the times is wreaking havoc with my guts though. No stability there, but don't want to be around her and that snotty attitude.
Seems as though everytime she get's filled with the other guy's juice she comes in with asshole-guns loaded.

Fuck it, I'm staying the course, keeping quite, and working for spring.
I tried to settle for next to nothing but the wife didn't want to, WTF?
I love being with my kids, though.
My two girls are the world to me, as they should be.

I think I should go hang out at the strip club this week.
The bartender with the "Daddy issues" seems like she would be fun.
Fun is the new me, light-hearted fun, which seems strange because I'm a workaholic.
THAT, has got to change as well!
 
Gawd! I just found a Mayan Time Capsule in my backyard.

Stick to your weights, Take care of your kids and Break Free...

But be careful ---and open your eyes because there are other webs out there waiting to entangle you.
 
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