Another one for the newbies!

[John Benz]

I weighed myself in at 120,
Thinking I ate more than plenty.
I joined up at the gym,
Bought a bottle of deca,
and a fistful of pins,
Then proceeded to inject in my ass.

Now, I snorted some fina,
Ate dBol for dinna,
But what do you think I attained?
Bitch-tits like Pamela, a soft-cock like granpa,
And an ass the size of a plate.

I can't find clambutteroil,
Neither ari or nolva,
But I'm sure that they'd do the trick.
I all want are some gains, no water, no pain,
And something to wake up my prick!

Maybe I should wait? 14 is too young,
But everyone seems to be doing it,
Muscles like Arnie and hard-ons galore
I must have done something wrong.

Now, I asked some mates, why they look so great,
And they quite quickly gave me the run-down,
"The problem you dickhead, you ignorant weener,
You need to lift ****in' WEIGHTS"

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[Jumperz]

Is this real? It's aroun all top often these days..

 

[lucabrazi]

WOw...that's pretty interesting man...

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[Big_B]

GOOD ONE.

 

[bufbiker]

OOOOHHHHH!!!! You have to lift weights?
I thought my anavar at 50mg a day would make me look like Brad Pitt in Troy.