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A friends with benefits thing going?? If so fuck you....that is all
 
Did, but it ended about four years ago when we started dating...... Ahhhhh the good ole days :-)
 
I didn't know what the hell that was till recently.

Uhhh. No
 
I did have one for some time until recently. but the wife put an end to it, because it was becoming more of a relationship.... And because she hated the chick who it was to begin with.... oh and it was the cheating thing too.....
 
I've got a secretary who has made it clear there are benefits to be had. She is so hot! But I've been down this road once before and lost a good secretary when emotions started becoming a part of the picture. And being my secretary is a good job, pays well, good benefits, and you get to work with me which is the real benefit! And I'd hate to see someone leave a great job again because I can't keep it in my pants and they fall in love with the whopper.
 
^^^^seriously did you just call it or yourself the whopper??!!!!!??

I laughed out loud at that!!
 
You must have very small hands!!! And all of my FWB's have kicked me to the curb. I am looking however, I'll be conducting interviews starting Monday!!!
 
Im happy at home .No need for a "friend with benefits" with those comes excess stress and baggage .

I don't consider the Asian Massage parlor "friends with benefits" though .Am I wrong since that is therapeutic treatment ?
 
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bufbiker said:
I've got a secretary who has made it clear there are benefits to be had. She is so hot! But I've been down this road once before and lost a good secretary when emotions started becoming a part of the picture. And being my secretary is a good job, pays well, good benefits, and you get to work with me which is the real benefit! And I'd hate to see someone leave a great job again because I can't keep it in my pants and they fall in love with the whopper.
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lol
 
Beneath every friend with benefits lives a crazy psycho chick.
 
HA!!!

HA!!!

BikerTrash said:
Im happy at home .No need for a "friend with benefits" with those comes excess stress and baggage .

I don't consider the Asian Massage parlor "friends with benefits" though .Am I wrong since that is therapeutic treatment ?
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Its Therapy!!!!
 
had a couple in my 20's but i was too busy looking at myself at the time. besides I didnt wanna drive 1 hr just to get laid, I had to eat on time. no wonder my mother thought i was gay...
 
Only in the past...
I'm happy where I'm at for the past 12yrs. BTW who else is going to pin my spots I can't reach.. Not going to F that up.
 
Yes I do a couple but it never last. Only a matter of time with my most recent one before it ends when she can't handle it anymore.

However for those that do not know there is this new app called Tinder. Well not new but for me it is. Basically it is a hook up app. I would have never believed how good it is until I joined myself after several recommendations from friends. In a months time I have been on 6 dates/drinks. 4 of the 6 ended in either a BJ or more. Only one turned out to be a fat slob. I can send some pics for those that are interested.

And if all else fails I pay for it. I have a private masseuse I found on bestgfe. She is great at massage and even better at helping you release. If any of you guys want information on how to find one in your area let me know I am pretty much an expert. It is whole other underground world just like this one.
 
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