Attention Tough Guys....

A name, whats in a name, a rose is still as sweet by any other..........

Poetry is the best way to get into a chicks pants, by far :)
 
Yeah I did for this chick once a long ass time ago. She was really beautiful. It worked but she was probably the worst piece of ass I ever had.
 
Lol shovel... what would you do with a million dollars?

I have not written poetry for a girl, maybe because of the lack of women in my life :)
 
i could never do that kind of thing..im too much of a...Sleeze Bag!
 
I wrote poems for chick back in high school but dude I'm married now, it more like this " Hey Honey.. What babe? The Kids are asleep! Well I guess you wanna fuck eh? Hell yes get your ass in here! Ok dam I'm on my way! 30 to 40 mins later.. Honey?What now? Will you bring me a Gator aide, Hell no get out of bed and get it yourself! Me/ I can't I'm to sleepy.. Ok, good night I love you. I love you to, Bitch..
 
Freezerdude said:
I wrote poems for chick back in high school but dude I'm married now, it more like this " Hey Honey.. What babe? The Kids are asleep! Well I guess you wanna fuck eh? Hell yes get your ass in here! Ok dam I'm on my way! 30 to 40 mins later.. Honey?What now? Will you bring me a Gator aide, Hell no get out of bed and get it yourself! Me/ I can't I'm to sleepy.. Ok, good night I love you. I love you to, Bitch..
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LMFAO
 
poems... nah... I'll write a damn good song though. serenading bitches everyday all day. lol
 
Softy08 said:
Poetry is the best way to get into a chicks pants, by far :)
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i always thought roofies was the best way to get into a chicks pants?

besides, i thought we spent all this time getting jacked so we didn't have to resort to :gay: shit like poetry, skinny jeans, or those stupid ass hats...

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"Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits."

:D
 
RJH8541 said:
i always thought roofies was the best way to get into a chicks pants?

besides, i thought we spent all this time getting jacked so we didn't have to resort to :gay: shit like poetry, skinny jeans, or those stupid ass hats...

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haha Classic! This is the type of thing that aggravates me about todays world. I simply can not understand the fashion of dressing up like you wanna hook up with guys to get girls. Skinny jeans, pink t-shirts, scarfs...And the fact that woman go for these guys makes me even more puzzeld.
 
sure have and I found a place where they will put it on a card for you.. It was a birthday card I created for my wifey. She cried when she read it (her name was contained in the tiltle and within the poem)
 
I have been told I am gifted at this expressive writing thing.

On another note, one night I was in a hotel on tren sweating and pacing back and forth about 3am. I wrote a poem entitled "Sordid" and I have to say it kicked ass. The word Darkness appears in wonderful poetic truthful context. I should donate it to the National Institute of Health for mental illness research.
 
I just never had a tongue for that shit. I can't even rhyme a single sentence. So I put my tongue to a different kind of use for the girl. Lol
 
Wrote poems to express deep feelings about my first love.
That was 30 years ago. Impressionable youth.
Some were bright, others dark and foreboding.
Here's the start of one I got published:

"Void moon festooned,
as darkness fights asunder..."

Red roses and blushed cheeks...
those were the days of hunger.
(Oh, these last two lines I just made up.)
 
basskiller said:
sure have and I found a place where they will put it on a card for you.. It was a birthday card I created for my wifey. She cried when she read it (her name was contained in the tiltle and within the poem)
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Now I have been guilty of doing this on the hallmark machine that lets you build a card, added a little poem with the wifes name and it was a pretty big hit..
 
rockinred said:
I just never had a tongue for that shit. I can't even rhyme a single sentence. So I put my tongue to a different kind of use for the girl. Lol
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most peotry doesn't have to rhyme.look at Dylan Thomas,one of the greatest poets of all.also Alfred Lord Tennyson.i have an original book by him from the 1800's with a signature(not his) that i've been meaning to get appraised.don't even want to open it again.sealed away.
used to write when i was younger,when i had the passion and fire for life.was deep into renaissance painting and won a small scholarship for poetry and painting at one of our state colleges...but f-ed it up to persue a life of degradation.oh well.
"money's tight n times are hard so here's your fuckin Christmas card."
 
basskiller said:
sure have and I found a place where they will put it on a card for you.. It was a birthday card I created for my wifey. She cried when she read it (her name was contained in the tiltle and within the poem)
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I can definately see the reason behind writing for the wife.

But I always thought that writing poetry for a near enough random chick would result in a restraining order
 
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