bachelorette party :(

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ozzy69

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the wife has a bachelorette party next weekend im a little nervous LOL

but if all goes as planned i should get some good nookie that night, just have to make sure i have stuff set up for a hangover for her
 
Bro, Are u dancing? That was my first thought. But if you did and they went bezerk that would probably make the wife mad and spoil your plans. On the otherhand it could be a huge turn on. Im babbling.
 
willi said:
Bro, Are u dancing? That was my first thought. But if you did and they went bezerk that would probably make the wife mad and spoil your plans. On the otherhand it could be a huge turn on. Im babbling.
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I will be the one striping . No worries ........
 
See if you can go along. A long time ago I invited myself to my sister's and had a great time. I remember being made happy, and I woke up still drunk covered in blood. It was great!
 
Darkness said:
See if you can go along. A long time ago I invited myself to my sister's and had a great time. I remember being made happy, and I woke up still drunk covered in blood. It was great!
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Doubtful I have to watch the kiddos. My big thing is drinking and driving I've told her a taxi or something to get home I guess the back of BT bike is gonna be the game plan now LOL
 
ozzy69 said:
Doubtful I have to watch the kiddos. My big thing is drinking and driving I've told her a taxi or something to get home I guess the back of BT bike is gonna be the game plan now LOL
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Have you always been a good example?
 
So here's the deal....works on all levels....get the game plan for the evening....all during the evening you send her suggestive texts.... unknown to her you get a late night sitter, family is best..... You offer to be designated driver at end of evening... you already have hotel room lined up.. you pump with tidanafil or pt141 before... you leave her walking funny for days......

your considerate, concerned, warm, caring, all becuase she thinks you just wanna make her safe..
then your available, hot, and a beast when she's gonna want her man.....


didn't you learn anything from the Clinton era...iot's all how you spin things Ozzy
 
Why are you nervous ozzy? Your wifey will have a great time with her friends and you can do what you want at the house :p
 
fyi ozzy those bachelorette party porn vids where they suck and fuck the strippers are staged...they have porn actresses do the fucking and sucking but also hire normal chics to sit in on the event so it gives it a more authentic/reality look...
 
ozzy69 said:
Doubtful I have to watch the kiddos. My big thing is drinking and driving I've told her a taxi or something to get home I guess the back of BT bike is gonna be the game plan now LOL
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Im ok with this , I will return her safetly to you .......
 
But the thing is gman we both know the craziness that is darkness is true!
 
Of course

Of course

ozzy69 said:
Dude my crazy wife was down for this she was like get him up here LOL
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Of course. he looks great and has a bike. he would be mobbed at that party. I want a Harley. I have a CRV.
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Darkness said:
See if you can go along. A long time ago I invited myself to my sister's and had a great time. I remember being made happy, and I woke up still drunk covered in blood. It was great!
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This is a terrible idea! DO NOT invite yourself to tag along...on a bachelorette party, really?!?! Are there trust issues in your marriage? If not, let your wife go have fun and enjoy time with her friends. Would you want your wife to tag along on a bachelor party? Sorry, but you'd be the biggest dbag ever if you tagged along. lol
 
It's not trust issues it's bad driving decisions on the part of my wife who hasn't had any alcohol in almost 2 years because of diet and pregnancy. The driving is my big concern. She is to bull headed to know better
 
Send her and her friends in a limo. No drinking and driving. I have a friend going through that bull shit. Take the 10 gs that a lawyer and all the other shit coast and Cab it.
 
billygunns said:
Send her and her friends in a limo. No drinking and driving. I have a friend going through that bull shit. Take the 10 gs that a lawyer and all the other shit coast and Cab it.
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they have a limo set up for like 4 hrs so hopefully they can get done with what they need done by then
 
after doing my little stint for a while along with my roomate as male strippers in the early 90's...we started our own little private party side business and employed about 4 other guys...i will NEVER trust or allow any woman i'm with to attend one.even if i trust her with my life the shit i've seen goes way beyond what goes on at a mans batchelor party.

i've banged brides to be,the MOTHERS of the brides to be,the maids of honor,bridal parties...they get way wilder when in a drunken pack of hormone filled alcohol enraged sex fiends.

i would even ask the brides to be if they felt guilty or why would they do it...they said thay wanted to get at least one more freak session in before tying the knot cause they were scared of telling their husbands they liked "certain things' and figured the new husbands would think they were sluts if they asked.plus once you get then in a huge group the majority of them,altho not all-some walked right out-wanted to see swinging pieces of meat dangling in their faces and weren't shy at all of grabbbing hold of us in front of all their GFs

my ex-gf had asked to go to one one night.i told her if i can go and sit in the lot with a few of my friends and only after i got to meet the entertainment she could go.there's a huge difference from a guy getting a lap dance than a woman to be married in a few days swallowing the sword or her own mother.pretty nasty shit goes on that's all i knoe firsthand experience...no freaking way...
 
DrMoney23 said:
This is a terrible idea! DO NOT invite yourself to tag along...on a bachelorette party, really?!?! Are there trust issues in your marriage? If not, let your wife go have fun and enjoy time with her friends. Would you want your wife to tag along on a bachelor party? Sorry, but you'd be the biggest dbag ever if you tagged along. lol
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Really? If I want to go out a get drunk with my sister, wife, all her friends, and have a big mix of male female and have a party, I beleive that is just what I will do and its none of your god damn business. Dont fucking call me names anymore.
 
Darkness said:
Really? If I want to go out a get drunk with my sister, wife, all her friends, and have a big mix of male female and have a party, I beleive that is just what I will do and its none of your god damn business. Dont fucking call me names anymore.
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I think you have it twisted. I wasn't calling anyone names...I was just saying in general tagging along on a bachlorette party would be a dbag-ish move. What you're talking about going out for a drink with the wife, sister and friends is totally different than a bachlorette party. Imagine if you showed up to one of your bro's bachelor party and said "hey everyone...surprise, my wife came along". That would be a total party killer. It would be different if the wife asked ozzy to go on the bachlorette party because some of the other girls were inviting their guy too. But to invite yourself and be the only guy tagging along would be awkward and feel out of place.
 
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