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What a dumbass this newbie was. This is why reading before using gear is just so damn important.

Gear user forgets to spin

By Maya Bello | Post New York Bureau

We all know steroids are illegal. But how many of us know how to use them if we had to? Jason Futterman knows, because he learned the hard way. "I guess I was just excited", Futterman told us Friday "I had found this box of gear in a McDonalds bag at my gym." For those who don't use highly illegal and deadly steroids (a.k.a. roids, gear, and fluffers) bodybuilders use McDonalds bags as an inconspicuous means of transporting the illegal substance. "I thought 'gee wizz Merry Christmas Jason!' and I started a cycle right away by following the instructions on the vials. I knew it was good stuff the second I drank the first vial."

But what Jason didn't know was what to do next. Futterman immediately started an intense workout. Half way through the workout his nose started to bleed. "I had no idea it was necessary to relieve the blood pressure caused by this stuff" said Futterman, "Heck I've seen guys spinning in the gym but I thought they were just having fun."

Spinning in circles with their arms held out is how bodybuilders bring down their dangerously elevated blood pressure caused by steroids during a workout. Educated steroid users know to spin for 90 seconds after every third set. (A set is the number of times a bodybuilder sits during his workout)

"I was really lucky" admitted the bleeding Futterman. If one of those big guys hadn't grabbed me and started spinning me I probably would have exploded or bled to death."

Jason Fettering will not be using steroids again anytime soon. "I've learned my lesson. From now on I'll only use stuff from GNC."
 
I never seen instructions for use on a vial? I certainly never seen on a vial where it said to drink the contents? I think Maya Bello doesn't know shit about gear, and made up this story to grab a headline.
 
deadly steroids ---- I think this sums up what this person was trying to accomplish.. I'm with you lifts.. they don't know jackshit about steroids and just needed something to write.. so they made this shit up
 
Moral of the story next time you drink your 10ml of tren don't forget to spin in circles until you fall down then it's safe to begin your deads! lmao what a Bunch of shit!!
 
This has to be a joke?

Spinning for bp?
Then a big guy spun him... Lol

I think I'd get less looks at my gym for walking in with a needle sticking out of my delt than I would if I walked in with a mcdonalds bag lol.
 
Set of dicks,everyone knows the best way to lower bp is to stand on ya head and whistle dixie up you ass dont these people know anything:moon:
 
John Benz said:
Jason Fettering will not be using steroids again anytime soon.
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or atleast not untill he gets his spinning technique rite!!


This is bad being published. Normal people with elevated blood pressure will read this and may use this god awful technique in a time were they think its necessary and most probably pass out.
 
Its BS, the BP WASNT from drinking the Vial of gear it was from snorting the fucking chocolate thickshake. Everyone knows those things give you brain pain. He was one lucky bastard that a brother spun him, otherwise his dick would have shrivelled up and his eyeballs melted when he went into the rage.....its misrepresenting the FACTS like this article that endangers peeps lives. Remember kiddies, NEVER snort those thickshakes unless your spinning!
 
DLEATO said:
or atleast not untill he gets his spinning technique rite!!


This is bad being published. Normal people with elevated blood pressure will read this and may use this god awful technique in a time were they think its necessary and most probably pass out.
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That's not funny, but it is.
 
I think JB made this one up. No way this was an actual article. This is so ridiculous it can't be real.
 
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