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A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the
There's no Easter Bunny speech.
At seven, I got the There's no Tooth Fairy speech.
When I was eight, you hit me with the "There's no Santa speech"
If you're going to tell me that grownups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."
"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the
There's no Easter Bunny speech.
At seven, I got the There's no Tooth Fairy speech.
When I was eight, you hit me with the "There's no Santa speech"
If you're going to tell me that grownups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."
