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A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of
her index finger shot off. "How did this happen?" the emergency room
doctor asked her. "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde
replied.
"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting
your finger off?" "No, Silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my
chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm
not shooting myself in the chest."
"So then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to
get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."
"So then?"
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud
noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."
her index finger shot off. "How did this happen?" the emergency room
doctor asked her. "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde
replied.
"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting
your finger off?" "No, Silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my
chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm
not shooting myself in the chest."
"So then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to
get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."
"So then?"
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud
noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."
