Breaking records

beast

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Last week my wife and I set out to workout together everyday. I have never had anyone be able to get under my skin so well as her. I broke a squat record and a tricep over head press record! We talked shit to each other the entire time too! I am so sore I took yesterday off from lifting and just did some posing. Can't wait to see what this week brings us!
 
Was she telling you you don't know how to load the dishwasher? That's what pisses me off.
 
Well we don't fight about that shit anymore, thank God! But she will yell at me for excepting 2nd place when I get tired, or calling me a crossfit pussy etc!
 
That's harsh. I get yelled at for loading the dishwasher wrong. Can't seem to get the concept.
 
Breaking records is awesome.
I can still remember the day I curled 200 for 6 reps.
Two juice-heads were curling 145 and yelling like crazy (they were only doing 6 reps each).
I looked out from the squat rack where I was doing sets and reps with 425. I was impressed at them thinking, "Damn, those dudes are strong," but I thought the yelling was being pretentious. Then I looked at the weight and said to myself, "145? shit I curled 165 for 6 2 weeks ago."
The one guy slammed the loaded bar on the rack and they walked up to the desk with their elbows almost straight out.
I laughed. For three years they called me "skinny _____."
Really pissed me off.
After they went to the desk to hang with the manager, I walked up to the loaded barbell. I heard the one say, "Hey, look at skinny _____..." They all looked.
I lifted the 145 and blasted out 16 reps, BAM!
I loaded it up to 165 and did 12 reps.
Then I loaded it up to 200 lbs and the gym got quiet.
Damn, blasted 6 reps, awesome!
They never called me skinny _____ after that!

Nice job on the records! I'm tempted to ask if you got her back but it's not my business.
 
I used to be able to just think of any one of two human beings and set a PR instantly. I would have an adrenaline crash about 20 minutes later and had to quit that.
 

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