Burned the wife a good one tonight

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ozzy69

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I keep all of the one dollar bills I get thru the week in my truck and I usually give that money to the kids to have. So I cleaned the truck out today and pulled out 38 one dollar bills and left them out on the kitchen counter. The wife thinks she hits pay dirt and starts counting and says to me " what did your stripper girlfriend give you your cut of last nights tips" my response " yeah Kiki says hello" that shut her big mouth up cuz Kiki was the stripper I used to date before we met-----BURN BITCH!
 
Oh well D I'll be calling at 3 am crying again when I send it into a spiral again LOL
 
OMG ,,,,,,Probably not the smartest idea in the world .
your chemical balance must be inbalanced, not only is she the mother of your children but she is also the one who holds the "golden hole" in which you feed.....
 
i found Kiki
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Your name is Keshard? WTF is that? A Quiche with a broken bottle in it?
 
Well I got laid the past two nights so my little wisecrack must have triggered something in mrs oz that I might be a catch after all LOL
 
She better get all she can now before Mr. Winky starts hanging south all the time due to your low test levels that will kick in in a few weeks....LOL:D
 
You are a brave man oz. And by "brave" I mean "one lucky bastard," lol!
 
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