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Darkness

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Post up your deepest darkest sexual fantasy that you haven't done yet. Then I'll post mine. Thought about it for years. Mine is really good. I mean bad...

And will probably happen since I have three sets of keys...
 
I've got several. I'll have to think on which one is darkest. I've always wanted to put out a cigar in a woman sphincter while I do her doggie style.
Then there is one that involves ropes, 4x4 posts, a duck, an elk, and three women. But I'm not sure if people are ready for that one yet.
 
Anyhow here's mine...

It takes place in a church with no lights on. The church has one of those big organs with the tall pipes to the ceiling. The alter table is covered with a white cloth and twelve lit candles surround the alter table, giving a soft red glow to the darkness. Devilish music is played by the organ player off to the side as she watches...

On the alter table are two girls preparing themselves for me. Once ready, I engage them and we delight each other upon the table. The organ plays as we delight the three of us.

When finished and all three fully satisfied, we lay writhing together, as the organ player approaches, blowing each candle out slowly, one by one, exits, leaving the three of to cuddle closely in our sin, in the Darkness....
 
I was going to post up one of my fantasy's but screw it man, I'm minor leagues compared to you guys!!!
 
I'll give you a clue. The elk is for both its blood and the shape of its horns. The dude k for the feathers and the beak. Also both are good snacks when we're done.
 
Something I've been wanting to try is pretty tame but I'd like to have a babe facing me, sitting on my face. Another one impaled on me at the waist. Another one rubbing herself off on my feet while she tickles the soles of my feet with a feather. Then when they've been pleasured I would try to throw them all off. If I succeed we wrestle, covered in oil for dominance. When I gain control it's my turn for fun. I would hang one upside down (the rope and 4x4's). Stick a stick of lit incense into her pee hole, then use the hot tip of the incense to mount a candle into the stick of incense turning her into a human candle holder. Then I'd watch the hot wax drip down onto her mound and watch her writhe in pain and pleasure.
Then I kill the elk. Cover the two women and myself with its blood. Kill the duck. Cover the two women with the feathers, use the beak to stick in one woman's vagina so I can blow smoke up it so I can eat some smoked vagina later. Take an elk horn, hollow it and cut a tip off. Insert it into the other woman's vagina and fill it with wine so I could have vagina flavored wine with my smoked veejay.
There's more but it gets a little weird. .
 
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I hope MG doesn't read this. She already hates me because I want her so badly I've been obnoxious.
 
Ok buff you win the normal human bracket. I think I got the disturbed being bracket.
 
Don't I seem normal to you??

And I have keys to about three of these places in town.... It could happen....

I was hoping for one you haven't told me. Dud I still think you should do it in the deranged mf's church. But you know he has cameras set up all over and would use it.
 
Here I was just hoping to find a chick to swallow and like it.
 
I was hoping for one you haven't told me. Dud I still think you should do it in the deranged mf's church. But you know he has cameras set up all over and would use it.

He would watch the video and masterbate for a year though before turning it over to the authorities.
 
All mine involve midgets, mostly non English speaking ones and are usually albino, buckets of warm chicken grease procured from local KFC's, slingshots and a few ribbed dildoes...
 
All mine involve midgets, mostly non English speaking ones and are usually albino, buckets of warm chicken grease procured from local KFC's, slingshots and a few ribbed dildoes...

Now that's disturbing!
 
Here I was just hoping to find a chick to swallow and like it.

lol hadd a girl who said she would never let me cum in her mouth so i quit going down on her. this lasted a week before she broke down. she was blowin me and i told her i was going to cum she just said umhum lol. coughed it up all over me and the foor. next time it was all gone. i said what happened and she said if i swallow it i dont choke. any way she never said she did not like it but she sure did not complain lol. my late wife made a big deal about the swallow the first time but later she seemed to crave it. always smiled after

so on to the fantasy mine are pretty tame. just 3 girls at once all intent on pleasing me and involved all the time. none of this porn crap where the other girls sit around cheering the one girl on. and none of this "it feels so good im gonna finish by jerking off" shit either. they will finish the job together. sharing is caaring
 
it was so funny she just looked up at me when i asked and did this
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lol hadd a girl who said she would never let me cum in her mouth so i quit going down on her. this lasted a week before she broke down. she was blowin me and i told her i was going to cum she just said umhum lol. coughed it up all over me and the foor. next time it was all gone. i said what happened and she said if i swallow it i dont choke. any way she never said she did not like it but she sure did not complain lol. my late wife made a big deal about the swallow the first time but later she seemed to crave it. always smiled after

so on to the fantasy mine are pretty tame. just 3 girls at once all intent on pleasing me and involved all the time. none of this porn crap where the other girls sit around cheering the one girl on. and none of this "it feels so good im gonna finish by jerking off" shit either. they will finish the job together. sharing is caaring

The G rated fantasies are sometimes the best ones.
 

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