Calling out sick?

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Employee....."I'm sorry but I can't come in today. My doctor says I suffer from Anal Glaucoma."

Boss...."Anal Glaucoma? What's that?"

Employee...." I just can't see my ass coming to work!"

 

[rado]

Employee....."I'm sorry but I can't come in today. My doctor says I suffer from Anal Glaucoma."

Boss...."Anal Glaucoma? What's that?"

Employee...." I just can't see my ass coming to work!"

LOL

 

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My boss almost gave me the day off for this one today. Not that he believed it, but that is was so good. He had me share it with the rest of management in a meeting today. It had them all rolling LOL