Lokedogg
Vet
I wrote this on a conspiracy board because I was bored and those tinfoil hat wearing fucker were getting on my nerves. I regards to Census workers coming door to door. -------------------------------------I personally saw one because I never sent in the form. They sent me another and I threw it in the trash. Then about a month later, this big titted tight assed hotty knocks on my door. I wanted to be shitty. I swear I did!! But the rush to my groin area where my brain exists when she flashed her beautiful eyes had another plan. She must've stayed for 2 hours telling me about herself and family. We both wanted to fuck so back you could almost taste what was cooking. As she got up to leave my eyes were glued to her ass. When she quickly turned catching me she asked, "Do you like that?" I couldn't state anything but the truth,"Yes. I would love to pull your pants down and bury my tongue right in the middle of that beautiful ass!" "Then do it sir," she snickered. No sooner said then done! As I peeled first her slacks then lace panties down over her round bubble ass, the moist glistening lips between the perfect mounds of golden skin began to drip. She let out a cry of delight as I bathed my tongue in her hot dictating government love juice. She bent all the way over grabbing her ankles causing my tongue to go frolicking in the pleasure of her first orgasm. Collapsing to the floor and spinning around she moaned,"I want your cock inside my mouth." Grabbing my throbbing member, she began tongue lashing the purple meaty bubble then taking it to the back of her throat and moaning. Finally she inserted my steel hard erection in, wrapping her legs around me. Pulling her up , arising to my feet and holding her by her luscious ass, I began to pump enthusiastically. Lifting her high to the very end of my inflation then dropping letting her crash all the way to bottom , with her screaming thrashing and moaning she began cumming again!!! First light then violently like a volcano full of magma. The pressure from her federal contracting walls was about to push my union meat piston out! It was at that point I couldn't take it any longer!!! And she damn well knew it!!! She jumped off me and wrapped her full pouty lips she had been licking around my pulsating erupting roman candle. With one hand grabbing my ass pulling me forward and the other jacking my upstanding member of society deep in her mouth, I began cumming. Her muffled moans were being stifled with ropes of orgasmic citizen juice. And this generous contribution was more than a mouthful. Her eyes rolled back in her head as a heroin addict after a fix; I could see she too was cumming!..and with no friction on, in or around her box of acceptance! She then jumped up on the couch, spread her legs wide and with my shooting cock in her hand pushed me hard into her tight asshole; cum shooting in her dark hole as well as on and around with splashes hitting her soaking wet quivering lips. Her hand turned into a blur as she rubbed her swollen cum covered, now red clit, like she was an irs agent collecting over-due taxes. Though I thought I was done, I found I was not! She was a squirter!!! Pussy love cum was flying everywhere. No the government census wouldn't be complete without a hard ass fucking. And this time it was my turn to be the fucker! My cock never missed a beat on this form. And it took at least 20 minutes of rioting ass fuck insanity to finally make my biggest contribution to the federal government. It would be an amendment to her constitution she wouldn't soon forget! After it was all done she snapped out of her "fuck the people" orgasmic trance and quickly dressed. Once her clothes were back on she acted like it never happened. Is this any way to treat an upstanding participant who just just donated all he had to his country? I think not! She truly was one of Uncle Sam's very own. What a bitch. She tried to act like it was business as usual. Her limp and faltering walk to the car said otherwise. Ha! "Come again, "I yelled smiling with triumphant glee ringing in my voice. As she got into her car I merrily added, "btw I'm a convict recently released." Slamming her car door while rolling down window she smiled and said, " Well then honey it shouldn't bother you that I work for Obama ,Richard Nixon was my Great Grandfather and I was born male." My bubble was indeed busted. I was once again violated by the federal government. Bastards......
