I have never liked monkeys of any kind.
When I was about 6 or 7 I was given a trained Rhesus monkey.
It didn't take long for me to hate the little sob.
I would have like to have set him on fire .
Death to all monkeys
A trucker picks up rippedfreak who climbs up in the cab and notices a monkey on the dashboard.
After a few miles rippedfreak asks the driver what the monkey is for.
The driver says "I'll show you" and with that he hits the monkey with the back of his hand, sending the poor creature rolling across the dash.
The monkey goes down between the drivers legs, unzips his pants, pulls out his unit and proceeds to give the trucker head.
When finished ,the monkey pulls out a tissue, cleans the driver up, puts everything back and jumps back up on the dashboard.
"See that" said the trucker. rippedfreak said "Yeah". The trucker ask the man "You want to try it?"
rippedfreak said "OK, but don't hit me as hard as you hit that monkey!"
