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Satan had just departed
from the Garden of Eden, and he was
gloating and boasting.
"Yes, sir, I just caught
a World full of people down there. I
set me a trap and used a little bait.
I knew they couldn't resist. Got them
all!"
"What are you going to
do with them?" Jesus asked.
Satan replied, "Oh, I'm
going to have fun! I'm going to teach them
how to marry and divorce each other,
how to hate and abuse each other, how
to drink and smoke and curse. I'm
going to teach them how to invent guns
and bombs and kill each other. I'm
really going to have fun!"
"And what will you do
when you get done with them?" Jesus
asked.
"Oh, I'll kill them,"
Satan glared proudly.
"How much do you want
for them?" Jesus asked
"Oh, you don't want
those people. They aren?t any good.
See,
you'll take them and they'll just
hate
you. They'll spit on you, curse you
then kill you. You don't want those
people!!"
"How much?" He asked
again.
Satan looked at Jesus
and sneered, "All your blood, tears,
and your life."
Jesus said: I still have lokedogg whos very kind even though you plug a whole pineapple in his ass.
 
loke is probably on his way to Phillipenes to shove a pineapple up ur ass... hhahah u sure do pick one of the toughest guys on here to mess with fork...lol...
 

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