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mikeh
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A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices
that a rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her
hand and smiled hello to him.
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be
waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he
might know her from, so he says
"Sorry, do you know me?"
She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you
might be the father of one of my children."
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has
been unfaithful. "Holy crap," he says, "are you that
stripper from my bachelor party that I
screwed on the pool table in front of all my friends
while your girlfriend whipped me from behind?"
"No," she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher."
that a rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her
hand and smiled hello to him.
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be
waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he
might know her from, so he says
"Sorry, do you know me?"
She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you
might be the father of one of my children."
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has
been unfaithful. "Holy crap," he says, "are you that
stripper from my bachelor party that I
screwed on the pool table in front of all my friends
while your girlfriend whipped me from behind?"
"No," she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher."
