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>Dumbest Kid in the World?
>
> A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer,
>"This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
>
>The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other,
>then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes
>the quarters and leaves.
>
>"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
>
>Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of
>the ice cream store. "Hey son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take
>the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
>
>The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar,
>the game's over!"
>
> A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer,
>"This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
>
>The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other,
>then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes
>the quarters and leaves.
>
>"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
>
>Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of
>the ice cream store. "Hey son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take
>the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
>
>The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar,
>the game's over!"
