EVERYONE please add to my story

*i said kangeroo b/c there was a rumor goin around that mcdonalds used kangeroo meat*

theres that .1%:)
 
big toe!

when all of a suddent there was a knock on the back door & there stood................
 
all of a sudden q-bal pulls up in a huge monster truck with a baseball bat & starts beatin the livin hell out of all of them......when he suddlenly realized
 
they look @ each other & say *lets beat dem fags!* buff agrees & they start a gay bashin session, endin with brando tied 2 a tree while buff & q take turns hittin him in the face witha nail gun
 
a red sharpie, 2 cans of motor oil, a set of lawn darts, 4 midgets, 2 lesbians, 2 bottles of JD, 6 shots glasses & 4 pizzas with everythin
when buff yells.......
 
drop all your sex toys, your going home with me, my dog is constipated and could use a good............
 

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