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JrMaFia

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I am excited going to fuck this chick tonight. Girl was engaged and used to call me all the time, i hooked up on of my friends up and he fucked her a while back. She just got home from puerto rico and broke it off with the fiance. i was talking to her today and she said she was going to drink by herself tonight so i told her to come over and we will have some wine together and watch a movie. I am excited she is like 100lb and has double d's. Fucking this new girl is one step forward to gaining my swagger back.
 
LOL jr ur a trip. :p Enjoy it! Just for kicks, after you bang it, tell her some jokes and get her laughing and shit...then when you have her rollin' laughing, get suddenly SERIOUS and pull a Pesci on her ass from the movie "GoodFellas"...ie, "I'm funny? How am I funny? I amuse you? What, I'm a fuckin clown? HOW DA FUCK AM I FUNNY YOU BITCH!!!?" lol :p
 
probably going to bang her and kick her out at 1 i got work tommorow.


i love fucking implants they are so fucking cool.
 
LMAO I done a girl with e size tits last night.... natural ones... fukin amazin... she like to be titty banged... says it massages her.... its awesome when there is to much lube and the slip out of her hands.... life is great
 
I am excited going to fuck this chick tonight. Girl was engaged and used to call me all the time, i hooked up on of my friends up and he fucked her a while back. She just got home from puerto rico and broke it off with the fiance. i was talking to her today and she said she was going to drink by herself tonight so i told her to come over and we will have some wine together and watch a movie. I am excited she is like 100lb and has double d's. Fucking this new girl is one step forward to gaining my swagger back.

This is one of the most shallow and insecure things I have heard.

So you need to screw this girl and kick her out by 1 to "get your swagger back", Jr., I think you need a little bit of mental help.
 
This is one of the most shallow and insecure things I have heard.

So you need to screw this girl and kick her out by 1 to "get your swagger back", Jr., I think you need a little bit of mental help.

Bwhahahhaa LMFAO! :laugh:
 
Oly calling the kettle black......lol

and

where does it say i cannot have sex with someone consentually and like make it an early night
 
This is one of the most shallow and insecure things I have heard.

So you need to screw this girl and kick her out by 1 to "get your swagger back", Jr., I think you need a little bit of mental help.

i was just gonna say something like that
thanks for saving me the time
 
Jesus christ nigbo maybe u should pull ur tampon out.

It is in man genetic to jump girls, just like a cheetah has in its dna to tackle gizelles.
 
glad i can be of amusement to some this board is turning into a serious serious place. All work and no fun make Jrmafia a crazy person.
 
glad i can be of amusement to some this board is turning into a serious serious place. All work and no fun make Jrmafia a crazy person.

When people make lame comments you know your gonna get flamed. So tell me, did you "get your swagger back" ???
 
dunno i don't feel anything yet. I will let u know later. Jesus christ u make a comment and people jump all over u for it, if u don't agree just say i don't agree u don't need to jump into a tirade. Lame is all a matter of taste i know some people actualyl think the stuff i say is funny. Maybe the internet makes people misunderstand me i am not a cold hearted prick i am a person that has feelings, i am always good to the girls i am with. This was a random girl that has been hitting me up for a while.

HOw have u been wetback everything good?
 
dunno i don't feel anything yet. I will let u know later. Jesus christ u make a comment and people jump all over u for it, if u don't agree just say i don't agree u don't need to jump into a tirade.

HOw have u been wetback everything good?

All is good. Thanks.

On your reply...........go reread your first post, it sounded REALLY lame.
 
Well what i meant is that part of the healing process is getting with new girls. It is like this u know how like in college football in the beginning of the year u play some shitty team and blow them out and u gain confidence. It is like this with girls u like take some eaasy ones and work ur way up to the hard ones.
 
Well what i meant is that part of the healing process is getting with new girls. It is like this u know how like in college football in the beginning of the year u play some shitty team and blow them out and u gain confidence. It is like this with girls u like take some eaasy ones and work ur way up to the hard ones.

I must say...........after this comment, I KNOW you need some couch time. If you need to "get with new girls" to "heal" then you have some deep seated insecurities that even the Dallas Cowboy Cheer Leaders could not fix.

If I were you I wouldn't make any more comments on this, you are just burying yourself more and more.
 
I agree that new pussy -pusies helps with the healing process....wtf is he suppose to do , lock himself in a dark room and cry while he eats chocolates.
 
I must say...........after this comment, I KNOW you need some couch time. If you need to "get with new girls" to "heal" then you have some deep seated insecurities that even the Dallas Cowboy Cheer Leaders could not fix.

If I were you I wouldn't make any more comments on this, you are just burying yourself more and more.

JuniorM, don't just sit there. Take MW on her offer of couch time with her! Let her school you in the ways of a real woman. After a night on the couch with her, you'll never spend another night on some roach motel infested bed with a crackwhore ever again!!! Let that ass picture guide you to her couch :D
 
JuniorM, don't just sit there. Take MW on her offer of couch time with her! Let her school you in the ways of a real woman. After a night on the couch with her, you'll never spend another night on some roach motel infested bed with a crackwhore ever again!!! Let that ass picture guide you to her couch :D

how much u think she charges ?
 
This thread is classic......absolutely hilarious


Yo lokke when we getting together to jam?
 
I agree that new pussy -pusies helps with the healing process....wtf is he suppose to do , lock himself in a dark room and cry while he eats chocolates.

+1.. i think wetback was just joking about the insecure thing.. have fun junior live it up while you can
 
+1.. i think wetback was just joking about the insecure thing.. have fun junior live it up while you can

Actually no, I was quite sincere. Based on what he said he has some major insecurity issues. If he needs and easy lay so he can work up to the harder one ???? That is f*cked up to say the least.
 

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