Farrah and Micheal Jackson die today!!!!

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Farrah died this morning at 62 of cancer. Micheal Jackson died this afternoon of a heart attack at 50.
 
The only complaint I have is that Micheal is getting all the attention. Ferra got booted right out of the spotlight. She's by far a better person than that piece of crap ever could have been. Figures though the way the american public loves their bullshit. So in turn, they get it.. The media is always willing to make the public see what it wants.
 
i agree ok. farrah died at our santa monica hospital today.. i went there to do some work and it was empty.. that shit bag pedo died at our hospital up the street.. took a fuckin hour to get off westwood because of the helicopter, road blocks, news vans, and thousands of psychotic crying hysterical morons.. they blocked half the fuckin street.. an ambulance had to enter through the god damn parking garage because the psychos were all around the er entrance.. i think ill call out tomorrow.. fuck that shit on a friday
 
You know who is a huge Michael Jackson fan ? Thate.

He played nothing but M.J's music at his wedding, he's got a tatt of Jacko as well.

sorry for your loss, Thate....hang in there ,buddy..pm me if you need to talk

here he is singing what i think its his best song ever.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hK3Y1Ehv9c
 
Farrah's dying wish was for all the children in the world to be safe...:)

Later that day Micheal Jackson died...:eek:
 
Wear your Michael Jackson Tee to work today ,Sadie.

i could easily.. every shop on this whole fuckin street sells them how.. i <3 michael...everywhere... when i got in this morning there were still about 100 people and 2 news vans STILL at the hospital.. are they unaware they flew his ass out last night? people make no sense at all on any level..
 
i could easily.. every shop on this whole fuckin street sells them how.. i <3 michael...everywhere... when i got in this morning there were still about 100 people and 2 news vans STILL at the hospital.. are they unaware they flew his ass out last night? people make no sense at all on any level..

You know u love the dude.. you dress just like he did with all that gothic liberace apparel
 
Good riddance.
F jackson, what a twit.
The House of Representitives had a moment of silence for his passing today.
Absolutely pathetic.

My thoughts go out to Ryan O'Neal. He stuck by Farrah when hoolywood went South on her. RIP Farah.
 
Good riddance.
F jackson, what a twit.
The House of Representitives had a moment of silence for his passing today.
Absolutely pathetic.

My thoughts go out to Ryan O'Neal. He stuck by Farrah when hoolywood went South on her. RIP Farah.

AMEN BROTHER!!!!:wdown:
 
The road has been long and rocky for Micheal so the good Lord called him on home to Hell. R.I.P(Roast IN Pain) you fucking Pedofile smooth fuckin criminal you. It ain't Billy Jean at your door bitch. It's !!SATAN!!
 
Congresses moment of silence pulllleeeeeeeeeeezzzz! Those filthy whores are just morning one of their own( deviant child molesting gay bitch brothers) as the destroy what's left of this country.
 
The road has been long and rocky for Micheal so the good Lord called him on home to Hell. R.I.P(Roast IN Pain) you fucking Pedofile smooth fuckin criminal you. It ain't Billy Jean at your door bitch. It's !!SATAN!!

ROFLMAO ok this one made me giggle hehe


i really hope everything is back to normal on monday.. i am sick of hearing about his disgusting ass.. i mean damn farrah fawcette who was a GOOD person and really suffered died and we dont care.. we just talk about a plastic neurotic pedo all damn day.. people are just sick
 
i mean damn farrah fawcette who was a GOOD person and really suffered died and we dont care.. we just talk about a plastic neurotic pedo all damn day.. people are just sick



cancer in her asshole..reallyyy bad karma
 
Sources are reporting that they're going to melt Michael Jackson down and make a plastic slide so the kids can still go down on him.

too soon?
 
McDonalds came out with a new burger called the "MJ" to remember Mike... Its a 40 year old piece of meat between 2 ten year old buns.


They were saying MJ died of heart attack at first..but autopsy showed food poison. he had 10 yr old nuts in his mouth
 
McDonalds came out with a new burger called the "MJ" to remember Mike... Its a 40 year old piece of meat between 2 ten year old buns.


They were saying MJ died of heart attack at first..but autopsy showed food poison. he had 10 yr old nuts in his mouth

LOL
 
Michael Jackson's upcoming London dates have been cancelled. They were James (aged 9) and Thomas (aged 11).
 
no 2 be out done

Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?
A: "Feel the World."

Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest song?
A: "Don't let your son go down on me."

Rumor has it that Michael Jackson is in Switzerland undergoing cosmetic surgery on his pecker.
Then the description the California Justice Dept got from the little boy won't fit anymore.
Another rumor has it that he's finally going all the way and changing gender entirely.

Michael Jackson first wanted to look like Diana Ross, then a white person, now he wants to be A ROMAN CATHOLIC PRIEST.

Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Little Boy Blew.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
Michael Jackson.

Q: What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?
A: "The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"

Q: What did Michael Jackson say when a boy in a car mooned him going down the road?
A: "I'll be there!"

If you play thriller backwards, you can hear Michael confessing all the names of the boys he touched. That's why it is 14 minutes long.

Q: What is Michael Jackson's favorite gospel song?
A: "And then he touched me"

I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "fucking kids!", and it played Michael Jackson.

Michael Jackson's found a way to stymie that L.A. search warrant:
He's invited Lorena Bobbitt over.

Q: How do we know Michael is guilty?
A: Several children have fingered him.

Q: How will MJ pay off his old boyfriends?
A: Liquefy some assets.

Q: Why doesn't Micheal have orgasms?
A: The big payoff comes a couple of months later.

Q: Why does Michael like children so much?
A: He knows how they feel.

Q: How did Michael get in trouble?
A: He was feeling a little Randy.

Q: How is Michael dealing with his problems?
A: He's holding his own.

Q: How are Michael's friends dealing with the problem?
A: They're all standing behind him.

Q: What psychological problem does Michael still suffer from?
A: Anal retention.

Q: How is Michael now?
A: Feeling a little crotchety.

Q: Why does Micheal Jackson like to lose foot races to little boys?
A: He likes to come in a little behind.

Q: What was the big break in the Micheal Jackson molestation case?
A: A doctor did a rectal exam of one of the boys bringing charges and found
... a white glove.

Q: What is the most difficult thing to get out of little boys underwear?
A: Michael Jackson's makeup!

Q: Why is Michael Jackson addicted to pain killers?
A: To stop him from going OW! OW! OW!

Q: How does Michael Jackson keep his youth?
A: Pizza and Nintendo.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: Where does Michael Jackson go to find a date?
A: Boys 'R Us.

Q: What does Michael call an orgy?
A: A fruit salad.

Q: What makes Michael Jackson so unique?
A: It's the little boy inside him.

Q: Did you know that Michael Jackson just turned 35?
A: Yeah, but he still feels like a 13 year old.

Q: What do Michael and Gaylord Perry have in common?
A: Both have held lots of wet balls in their hands.

Q: Who was the unmanned recon airplane the Predator named for?
A: Michael Jackson.

Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.

Q: What's "black-white" and purple?
A: Michael Jackson's dick after a slumber party with a bunch of 6 year olds.

Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at the Jackson residence?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand...

Q: What is Michael Jackson's favorite game to play at night?
A: Hide the pickle in the pajamas.

Q: What child's game does Michael NOT allow to be played at his Neverland ranch?
A: Got your nose! Put it back!

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common?
A: They both like a little crack now and then.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson Check into the Betty Ford clinic?
A: To get over his 11 year crack habit.

Q: Why does Michael really need to go to rehab?
A: He's a crack addict.

Q: What did Michael Jackson say when he got back to Neverland Ranch from drug rehab?
A: You know, I feel like a new boy!

Q: Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore?
A: He's tired of all the cracks.

Q: What's the first problem the Michael's child will have in life?
A: Figuring out which parent is his mother.

Q: What happens when Michael talks about sex?
A: It's all very tongue in cheek.

Q: What's sex like for Michael?
A: Child's Play.

Q: What's the difference between a plastic grocery bag and Michael Jackson?
A: Well, one's an artificial piece of trash that can harm little children,
and the other is used to hold groceries.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a refrigerator?
A: A fridge doesn't toot after you take your meat out of it!

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a microwave?
A: A microwave won't brown your meat!

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
A: Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about fifteen.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?
A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a ghost?
A: One is completely white and has a scary face. The other is a supernatural being.

Q: What's the difference between Michael and Connie Chung?
A: Michael's been able to have kids.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Richard Nixon?
A: One was a consummate asshole, the other a consummated asshole.

Q: What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?
A: Michael Jackson.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson arrange for private shopping?
A: So his guests won't be accompanied by guardians!

Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing".

Q: What's Michael's favorite Canadian TV show?
A: The Kids in the Hall.

Q: What will they call Michael's new TV series?
A: Anus and Andy.

Q: Why has Michael been appearing on children's shows lately?
A: He has a lot to plug.

Q: Why was Michael Jackson late for the circus?
A: He couldn't get the stains out of his clown suit.

Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding have decided to begin training racehorses together?
A: Yeah, she's gonna do all the handicapping and he's gonna ride all the three-year-olds!

Q: What do second place race horses and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They both come in a little behind.

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Willie Shoemaker have in common?
A: Both ride 4 year olds.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Mick Dittman?
A: Mick Dittman DOES have a license to ride 4 year olds.

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a racing jockey?
A: A jockey can mount three year olds legally.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
A: The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out.

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and the PLO?
A: The PLO pulled out of Jordan.

Q: What do Micheal Jackson and Saddam Hussein have in common?
A: They both pulled out of Jordan.

Q: What's the difference between Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson?
A: Richard Pryor got burnt on coke, Michael Jackson got burnt on Pepsi!

Q: Have you heard about the foundation that Michael Jackson and Richard Pryor have started?
A: It's called the Ignited Negro College Fund.

Q: Why's Michael cutting down on public appearances?
A: He wants to spend more time with the kids.

Q: Who's happy when Michael Jackson gets a boy to stay over?
A: Bubbles.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
A: He saw someone blowing bubbles and thought he'd join in.

Q: Heard about Michael Jackson's new songs?
A: I'm forever blowing bubbles!

Q: Why is Michael Jackson's album new entitled "Bad"?
A: Because he couldn't spell "Pathetic".

Q: Why was Michael Jackson grounded?
A: He was "Bad".

Q: What did Michael Jackson do when his hair caught on fire?
A: He "Beat-it!"

Q: How do we know Michael Jackson is ready to release another album?
A: He has a lot of stuff in the can.

Q: Who will Michael record his next album with?
A: Les Brown.

Q: Which chips does Michael Jackson like to munch on?
A: O'Boysies.

Q: Where does Michael Jackson write his songs for the kids?
A: In his tanning salon.

Q: How do you neuter Michael Jackson?
A: Give him spiked gloves and tell him to sing a song.

Q: What do any of the Mets have in common with Michael Jackson?
A: They all wear one glove for no apparent reason.

Q: Where is Michael Jackson's other glove?
A: In Brooke Shields' pants.

Q: What would you call Michael Jackson if he slept with another 20 or 30 young boys?
A: Monsigneur.

Q: How will they ensure that Michael gets a thorough body search?
A: Hire a Catholic priest to do it.

Q: What do Michael and Catholic school nuns have in common?
A: Both are a pain in the ass to kids.

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a proctologist?
A: A proctologist doesn't pay for the assholes he's poked around in.

Q: Why did Pepsi sign up Michael Jackson for their ads?
A: Because he likes the taste of a new generation.

Q: Why did Pepsi fire Michael Jackson?
A: Because he was caught sucking on a Squirt!!

Q: Why did Michael Jackson fail to renew his contract with Pepsi?
A: Because he found out that the main ingredient was Bubbles!

Q: Why did Michael Jackson put cheese on his willy?
A: Because kids will do anything for the taste of Dairy Lea!

Q: What do Michael Jackson and broccoli have in common?
A: Both are force fed to little boys.

Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson marrying Lisa-Marie Presley?
A: If Elvis were dead, he'd turn over in his grave.

Q: What did Elvis say after seeing Michael and Lisa Marie on television?
A: "Boy, that's a relief. I though she married a black guy!"

Q: What did Lisa Marie Presley say to Michael Jackson when he popped her
the question?
A: "Yes, I'll marry you. But promise me one thing... NO KIDS!"

Q: What was Michael Jackson thinking about on his wedding night?
A: Hmmm, now Lisa-Marie can give me a little boy of my own.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley?
A: About two dress sizes!!!

Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?
A: Got two fives for a ten?
 
YEA! Micheal Jackson Died...
:eertoast:
haha i never really liked him anyway...
:D
 

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