Fat woman at the bar last night

[Darkness]

Next time I'm giving her ozzy's number

Her dad is alcoholic.

She thinks I'll taste like chicken.

 

[liftsiron]

She could be heat in the winter and shade in the summer.

 

[Dakota]

Next time I'm giving her ozzy's number

=

Sounds like she already has his number....

 

[Warhead14]

What were you doing in a bar ?

 

[UXL]

What were you doing in a bar ?

He was doing tren shots.

 

[Roughrydr]

Fatties need loving too.

 

[Dakota]

Fatties need loving too.

Ewww......just NO.

 

[Darkness]

What were you doing in a bar ?

Eating.

 

[Darkness]

Sounds like she already has his number....

Not sure wtf I was thinking on the number. Entertainment? . This one was big. Originally I was thinking 250+ but after I looked it over I had think we got a 350+

Maybe next time I'm in that town I'll have coffee with her and tell her how pretty she is.

 

[Roughrydr]

The games men play. Like a cat with a mouse. You toy with it until you kill it.

 

[MindlessWork]

Eating.

Eating furburger?

 

[Darkness]

Eating furburger?

Really D B ?

 

[MindlessWork]

Really D B ?

Just was being smart :angel2:

 

[A1food4u]

She could be heat in the winter and shade in the summer.

Spoken like a true up norther

 

[Darkness]

I need another one. It's cold as phuck up here

 

[Friggemall]

Fatties need loving too.

That's what I keep telling him. I'm beginning to thing he is ghey and it's all a front

 

[Darkness]

That's nice of you to say

 

[Friggemall]

That's nice of you to say

Hell you get more pussy before 8am than most of us get all week :anana:

 

[Big B]

He was doing tren shots.

Hmmm, I don’t drink but the sound of that is tempting:yumyum:

 

[Darkness]

I sent her a pic of my cock last night.

It was a rooster.

 

[liftsiron]

I had a girl send me a picture of her pussy.

Orange Tabby.

 

[Darkness]

I had a girl send me a picture of her pussy.

Orange Tabby.

I wish I would get an orange tabby pic