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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and
asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly
aroused state her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated
each time they made love, for the next 30 years, with him thinking that
it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals
that she needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband
in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that
his employer was going through a process of corporate down sizing, and
he had been let go. It was unlikely that at the age of 55, he'd be able
to find work.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed thirty years of
deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then, she showed him
certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were
worth over $3 million.
She explained that for the 30 years she had charged him for sex, these
holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and
investments. Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3
million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally
he found his voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were
doing, I would have given you all my business!"
THAT'S WHEN SHE SHOT HIM! You know, sometimes, men just don't know when
to keep their mouths shut............... :devil1:
asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly
aroused state her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated
each time they made love, for the next 30 years, with him thinking that
it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals
that she needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband
in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that
his employer was going through a process of corporate down sizing, and
he had been let go. It was unlikely that at the age of 55, he'd be able
to find work.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed thirty years of
deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then, she showed him
certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were
worth over $3 million.
She explained that for the 30 years she had charged him for sex, these
holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and
investments. Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3
million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally
he found his voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were
doing, I would have given you all my business!"
THAT'S WHEN SHE SHOT HIM! You know, sometimes, men just don't know when
to keep their mouths shut............... :devil1:
