fucking geese

Lokedogg

Lokedogg

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Bateman you need to come to the states and take back some of your geese! These bastards are taking over! Well actually they have already taken over. I got my wife and baby girl on the swings in the park( by the water )and I hear loud" Quack qQuack qQuacks honk honk honks!" I look around and see this tribe of geese surrounding 5 little ducks. Fuckers are flapping wings torpedoing them and biting . Had em out numbered 10 to 1. Goshdamn goose shit everywhere. Ducks have all but a few disappeared. And now I see why. When my little girl asked, "Hey daddy why are they mean to the ducks?" Instead of saying what I did about geese just being mean , I wanted to say, "Honey it's just another way Canada fucks with our world."
 
Lokedogg said:
Bateman you need to come to the states and take back some of your geese! These bastards are taking over! Well actually they have already taken over. I got my wife and baby girl on the swings in the park( by the water )and I hear loud" Quack qQuack qQuacks honk honk honks!" I look around and see this tribe of geese surrounding 5 little ducks. Fuckers are flapping wings torpedoing them and biting . Had em out numbered 10 to 1. Goshdamn goose shit everywhere. Ducks have all but a few disappeared. And now I see why. When my little girl asked, "Hey daddy why are they mean to the ducks?" Instead of saying what I did about geese just being mean , I wanted to say, "Honey it's just another way Canada fucks with our world."
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Oh those, those geese are from Quebec.
 
I saw to big flocks of them yesterday hanging out bye the road. There overpopulating. They should let us declare open season on them.
 
I thought the geese were cool when they first showed up at my place. There were 12. Two years later...250. I shot a few but they were still hanging around. I bought an Australian Sheperd. Total geese tally now 0.
 
beefeatr said:
I thought the geese were cool when they first showed up at my place. There were 12. Two years later...250. I shot a few but they were still hanging around. I bought an Australian Sheperd. Total geese tally now 0.
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Yeah same here. Five years or so it was like, "check those geese out. Kinda cool seeing them every once in awhile." Now there are big flocks any and every place there's water... Massive piles of geese shit everywhere...duck say fuck it kick mud ....crossing the road making you wait. And fines if you mow em down like the dirty dogs they are... I know when the bottom totally falls out of this economy, their goose is cooked! For a few months they should be easy prey for food. Just walk up, club em and bring home to family. Then they'll get wise and it won't be so easy. Like crows for instance; after their numbers got so low over 60 years or ago from being shot and killed constantly everywhere, after their comeback, they became totally on to getting lead in their diet. They'll be squawking raising hell as crows do. Let one of them even see anything that looks like a gun barrel and they're gone.
 
They shit everywhere as well... I have never seen an animal shit so much
 
-JP- said:
They shit everywhere as well... I have never seen an animal shit so much
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Their big piles of shit all over is one of the reasons I don't let her feed the ducks. Other reasons are, there are very few ducks to feed , so she would be feeding the geese. The geese are so aggressive I don't want her feeding those long neck freaks. Last time I let her, there were a few isolated ducks munching on popcorn she was throwing them. Then out of nowhere these geese come swooping in and surround her. She got bit(not hurt really) and freaked out. I kicked one of them and it's wing hit by my calf. They have more power than you would think. Anyhow too much drama for a little 2 year old girl just to feed some ducks. If anyone would've seen the event I would've been in trouble cause they're protected. Shit, if they killed 75% of the population off there would still be way too many. I understand protection for certain animals but we need a few open seasons declared on these Canadian menaces to balance out the local eco systems.
 
Lokedogg said:
I know when the bottom totally falls out of this economy, their goose is cooked! For a few months they should be easy prey for food. Just walk up, club em and bring home to family. Then they'll get wise and it won't be so easy.
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LMAO!@! THIS SHIT MADE MY DAY
 
Those bastards used to sit on top of the building and swoop down on people as they tried to either exit or enter work.

They tried to put these multi-colored pinwheels all over the place but they attacked more geese in the end. One day they put a plastic wolf next to the entrance and scared the shit out of a bunch of people who come to work while it is still dark. It also attracked more geese.
 
I just realized I haven't seen hardly any geese this summer. That's in stark contrast to the last couple of years when they seemed so numerous you couldn't get away from them.
 
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