Funny

[Paramuscle]

A friend of mine told this story this morning....

He apparently got a ride recently with his son's coach who is friendly with though to what extent, I do not know. He began telling everyone that this coach asked to see his bellybutton and wanted to take photos of it for his own fetish..... Now the son's coach is a bit peeved because apparently people keep asking the coach about the story and he is forced to keep telling them that he is not gay and it did not happen... The coach couldn't understand why someone would make a tasteless joke like that.....


My friend is still telling the story and sticking to it..




~PM

 

[Roughrydr]

Apparently he wasn't as friendly with the coach as the coach thought he was. Lol

 

[Paramuscle]

Right?




~PM

 

[1bigun11]

Did you hear about the guy who had two belly buttons? He wound up putting one in the Naval Reserve...... (Stupid Dad Joke).

 

[Paramuscle]

I enjoy a good dad joke bro I send them to my kids all the time.

Why did the Mexican start taking anxiety meds? For Hispanic attacks.....


I love em



~PM

 

[1bigun11]

So this penguin takes his car to the Caribou's garage to figure out what's wrong with it. The Caribou tells the penguin it's going to take about a half hour to run the diagnostic, but that there's a Dairy Queen ran by a Walrus across the street. So the penguin leaves and comes back in about a half hour. The caribou says to the penguin that it looks like he blew a seal. The penguin wipes his mouth, looks at it and says, "Nah, that's just ice cream." LOL

 

[Paramuscle]

So this penguin takes his car to the Caribou's garage to figure out what's wrong with it. The Caribou tells the penguin it's going to take about a half hour to run the diagnostic, but that there's a Dairy Queen ran by a Walrus across the street. So the penguin leaves and comes back in about a half hour. The caribou says to the penguin that it looks like he blew a seal. The penguin wipes his mouth, looks at it and says, "Nah, that's just ice cream." LOL

Stealing. LOL





~PPM

 

[Roughrydr]

Old man goes to the store to buy his wife something nice for her birthday. He decides on a sexy nightie. That evening he proudly present his present to his wife, positive she will be pleased with the thought he put into his choice. And it was very expensive. He was pleased with himself. The wife takes the present, unwrap it, opens the box and sees a gorgeous, obviously very expensive and sexy nightie. She says, let's go to the bedroom and I'll put it on delighted at the prospect of getting some sex. She goes into the bathroom, and try as much as she can, she just can't squeeze into the nightie. She thinks to herself, well the old fool.meant well. I'll just turn down the lights, he's half blind, I'll come out naked and he'll never know the difference. She comes out naked and asks him, we'll, what do you think? The old man thinks for a second and says, you look really good in it. But, you'd think as much as I paid for it they could have at least ironed out a the wrinkles. He woke up in the hospital.

 

[1bigun11]

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[jrod]

How did the Asian travel back in time? With a Thai machine.

Dad jokes! So corny but so good!

 

[1bigun11]

Cop stops this guy for speeding, comes up to his window, and sees 10 penguins in the back seat, none of whom are wearing seatbelts. The cop tell the guy, “That’s illegal.” “Take those penguins to the zoo!”

Next day, cop stops the same guy, still has 10 penguins in his back seat. Cop says, “Hey! I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo!”

The guy replies, “I did take them to the zoo. Today we are going to the ballet!” lol