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copied from anafreakz, thought it was good
A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of
golf. Of course,
the
wife promptly hacked her opening shot right through
the window of the
biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband
cringed, "I warned you
to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the
owner, apologize
and
see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on
the door. A warm
voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door
they saw the damage
that
was
done: glass was all over the place, and a broken
antique bottle was
lying on
its side near the pieces of window glass. A man
reclining on the couch
asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?"
"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the
husband replied.
Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank
you. You see, I'm
a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a
thousand years. Now
that
you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes.
I'll give you
each
one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last
one for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a
moment and blurted
out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest
of my life."
"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the
least I can do.
And
I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!" "And now
you, young lady,
what
do you want?" the genie asked.
"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with
servants in every
country
in the world," she said.
"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes
will always be
safe
from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your
wish, genie?"
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, and
haven't been with a
woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to
have sex with your
wife."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey,
you know we both
now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you
think?"
She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You
know, you're right.
Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind,
but what about
you,
honey?"
You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd
do the same for
you!"
So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they
spent the rest of
the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was
insatiable. After
about
three
hours of nonstop sex, the genie rolled over and looked
directly into
her
eyes and asked, How old are you and your husband?"
"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
"No Kidding," he said. "Thirty-five years old and both
of you still
believe in genies?"
A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of
golf. Of course,
the
wife promptly hacked her opening shot right through
the window of the
biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband
cringed, "I warned you
to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the
owner, apologize
and
see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on
the door. A warm
voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door
they saw the damage
that
was
done: glass was all over the place, and a broken
antique bottle was
lying on
its side near the pieces of window glass. A man
reclining on the couch
asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?"
"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the
husband replied.
Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank
you. You see, I'm
a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a
thousand years. Now
that
you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes.
I'll give you
each
one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last
one for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a
moment and blurted
out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest
of my life."
"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the
least I can do.
And
I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!" "And now
you, young lady,
what
do you want?" the genie asked.
"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with
servants in every
country
in the world," she said.
"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes
will always be
safe
from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your
wish, genie?"
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, and
haven't been with a
woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to
have sex with your
wife."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey,
you know we both
now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you
think?"
She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You
know, you're right.
Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind,
but what about
you,
honey?"
You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd
do the same for
you!"
So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they
spent the rest of
the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was
insatiable. After
about
three
hours of nonstop sex, the genie rolled over and looked
directly into
her
eyes and asked, How old are you and your husband?"
"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
"No Kidding," he said. "Thirty-five years old and both
of you still
believe in genies?"
