Got some unsolicited advice....

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ozzy69

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4 am a skinny fat kid decided to give me some advice on doing my legs...I listened politely let him talk and never interrupted even said thank you....after he left I had to double check the mirror....yep I still look like me....just said something to the wife and all she asked was "you weren't a dick to him were you". I said no I wasn't

Not sure where it came from but maybe one of us needs glasses
 
Thanks for listening to me and not being a dick. I get carried away sometimes thinking my way is the only way. Also, I paid a lot for these spandex shorts to make me look skinny fat, so thanks for noticing.
 
bufbiker said:
Thanks for listening to me and not being a dick. I get carried away sometimes thinking my way is the only way. Also, I paid a lot for these spandex shorts to make me look skinny fat, so thanks for noticing.
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Haha

I took a page from your book for once and kept my cool and what really had me scratching my head was that I had 4 plates on and he was telling what to do when he could barely curl 30s

He didn't have spandex on but he did have that ever so popular with the 20somethings that shirt where they cut the sleeves off all the way down to the waist. So I could see his man tit and belly.

If I ever win the lottery I'm building a gym so i don't have to deal with people....chalk loud music tires to flip monolift I've already got it planned in my head
 
you sound like a good dude

this guy most likely had mental issues or poor social skills and just wants to be friends with the gym beast
 
You shoulda started to pull your nutsak out and ask do you think I should pop this zit

No kidding...good of you to just take it and let it go big man.

Are you on clomid this week, that's like 10 really nice Ozzyizms this week and it's only Wednesday?
 
Friggemall said:
You shoulda started to pull your nutsak out and ask do you think I should pop this zit

No kidding...good of you to just take it and let it go big man.

Are you on clomid this week, that's like 10 really nice Ozzyizms this week and it's only Wednesday?
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Lock it up frig that other thing is cuz we are friends in real life! I'll be an asshole soon enough LOL
 
Oh god. Ozzy made a friend. Talking to a skinny/fat dipshit like that in a gym is like feeding a stray cat. Now you will never get rid of him, and he'll be leaving dead shit on your porch as a present, lol
 
Can't recall anyone ever attempting to give me advice on working out in the gym. Contrarily, they hit me up for advice, which I will usually oblige.
 
Hank that's normally how it is for me too it just blew my mind when he started talking and telling me what to do. But I was polite and listened instead of being the asshole I normally am.
 
Im sure we all have stories of ignorant people who have no clue what we put ourselves though , no idea of how to eat like we do. I just ignore all of them- on a given day you get " oh have you lost weight"? 3o minutes later another, " Did you gain weght "?? Wow you have nice tan / your skin is soo white - People in general are ignorant , I mean just look at what is popular ?? These days arrgghh LOL
 
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