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so who has had this happen to them?

i take my 2 1/2 yr old with me to the grocery store and as we round the chip aisle he says "wow she is pretty daddy" and there in front of us is a knock out blonde and she immediately turns bright red and i guessed so did i. so i apologize and say "well he is right" and smile at her and go about my merry way then i see her again by the meat department chat it up with her and i see her checking to see if i have a ring---uh oh

i grab what we need and get the fuck out of there---dont need that kinda trouble especially with my past and a pregnant wife at home

fucking kids crack me up
 
LOL! that's great. I was explaining what the tattoo artist looks like, the girl doing my current work, to my 5 yr old daughter. My daughter asked is she was pretty and I said that yes, she's very pretty.

Fast forward 2 weeks and my wife brings my daughter to one of my sittings and my 5yr old says "wow dad, you were right, she's very pretty." 'Splain that one to a room of 3 women, one who is your wife, the other who now knows that you think she's hot and a 5 yr old. DOH!
 
Hes coming along nicely. best was when he told that girl at tilted kilt "i see your boobs". pretty soon i'll have a partner to go throw pennies on the ice at hockey games with.

ozzy69 said:
so who has had this happen to them?

i take my 2 1/2 yr old with me to the grocery store and as we round the chip aisle he says "wow she is pretty daddy" and there in front of us is a knock out blonde and she immediately turns bright red and i guessed so did i. so i apologize and say "well he is right" and smile at her and go about my merry way then i see her again by the meat department chat it up with her and i see her checking to see if i have a ring---uh oh

i grab what we need and get the fuck out of there---dont need that kinda trouble especially with my past and a pregnant wife at home

fucking kids crack me up
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CatManDo said:
Hes coming along nicely. best was when he told that girl at tilted kilt "i see your boobs". pretty soon i'll have a partner to go throw pennies on the ice at hockey games with.
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oh ya i bet he will be all about that when the time comes
 
LMAO< You gotta watch them youngens dude they will get you busted mines does it all the time!!
 
Don't lie, you taught him to say stuff like that. Didn't you lol
 
That's pretty funny, but you did the right thing. You son must have good taste already at a young age:)
 
I want to go shopping , I spent all day at the beach yesturday ,,,,,I must be getting old .
 
That's a good PUA tactic, work it!
Last night I took the 11 year old to get pizza. We were sitting at the table and my daughter says (under her breath) hey those two ladies were checking you out." I said, "Really?" She was like, "Yeah, they were looking you up and down like a piece of meat." As I started to laugh I noticed another lady standing near us waiting for her food, turn to me and smile. Ha, she heard the whole thing, LOL.
 
mrhtbd said:
That's a good PUA tactic, work it!
Last night I took the 11 year old to get pizza. We were sitting at the table and my daughter says (under her breath) hey those two ladies were checking you out." I said, "Really?" She was like, "Yeah, they were looking you up and down like a piece of meat." As I started to laugh I noticed another lady standing near us waiting for her food, turn to me and smile. Ha, she heard the whole thing, LOL.
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nice!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
mrhtbd said:
That's a good PUA tactic, work it!
Last night I took the 11 year old to get pizza. We were sitting at the table and my daughter says (under her breath) hey those two ladies were checking you out." I said, "Really?" She was like, "Yeah, they were looking you up and down like a piece of meat." As I started to laugh I noticed another lady standing near us waiting for her food, turn to me and smile. Ha, she heard the whole thing, LOL.
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I get that a lot, Kinda makes you feel good when they do it..
Two weeks ago at the flee mrkt my daughter and I was walking to the food court and she said Daddy why is everybody staring at us? I said Honey look around at everybody. Do you see anyone else that looks like Daddy? She said no dad nobody has big muscles like you do, I said exactly that's why they stare! Then She said well if those girls don't stop staring at you Mommy is going to get really mad! I started LMAO!! Kids say the funniest stuff, She's only 6.
 
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