Guy in gym today... Tren tales

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So there's this guy in the gym today that's a big dude that looks like a PL build and he has this look on his face as if he's about to bite the heads off some chickens. An hour later I'm done and he approaches me and asks if I know anything about juice. I smile and say nah bro it's been so long I forgot. Apparent he's not buying it and continues...

He asks me if I've ever taken tren. I just laugh. He tells me then of his problems. He's on his first tren ace run with only 50mg E3D for the last three weeks, and....

1. Has to go to court to and be arraigned on assault charges stemming from his trip to Walmart Friday night to get groceries with his wife.

2. Wife wants a divorce. Says he seems angry lately and she feels neglected.

3. Has cell phone full of whores phone numbers from the bars.

4. Goes to bars to get away from his wife so he doesn't choke her out. Ends up phucking them each night.

5. Can't stay calm at work and got fired last week for explaining to the boss how to run the business.

6. And of course, he asks if it's normal for women of lock to him, as if they can smell the luscious tren nectar.

I just stood there and laughed the whole time. Then I asked "you're still on it right?" He says "hell yea I love this shit".

Ahh tren. How I miss you.

But I don't miss one through six. But this was great n00b entertainment. Hahha

Have a nice day.
 
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I'm on 100 each of mast, tren, prop and only slightly obnoxious. He sounds like a tool when he's not on.
 
Yea he was a tool alright. Entertainment at it's finest. I laughed so hard when he was calmly explaining how he " got an assault charge while grocery shopping".
 
I would not have been able to contain myself..........I would have laughed in his face! Great story
 
Imo if your a douchebag on you were a douchebag off....but most of that shit was funny and true
 
A friend of mine was basically EMO and some weeks in he tosses a guy off a porch and another off a landing at a bar.
 
Glycomann said:
A friend of mine was basically EMO and some weeks in he tosses a guy off a porch and another off a landing at a bar.
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Yeah but some of those emo's are super douchebags
To begin with and scary looking. ...... ooh just thinking about it sends shivers down my spine :vampire:
 
Glycomann said:
so you met Buff.
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I've got my job still, so far. My boss is slightly intimidated by me and leaves me alone. I do keep thinking my sec .ay get me fired some day because she's too open with flirting with me around other people. My boss asked me if I'm banging her which I denied. He said we act like a married couple. I told him she's my work spouse. But now this little Latino chick has been openly hitting on me. My sec says she's going to catch her off in a corner and set her straight. I'm begging her not to.
Can tren be introduced through semen, because I swear she acts like she's on.
 
bufbiker said:
I've got my job still, so far. My boss is slightly intimidated by me and leaves me alone. I do keep thinking my sec .ay get me fired some day because she's too open with flirting with me around other people. My boss asked me if I'm banging her which I denied. He said we act like a married couple. I told him she's my work spouse. But now this little Latino chick has been openly hitting on me. My sec says she's going to catch her off in a corner and set her straight. I'm begging her not to.
Can tren be introduced through semen, because I swear she acts like she's on.
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Maybe that's why women act crazy when we are on tren. Here we thought we were emotionally provoking them all along, when it actually was semen transfer of hormone.

Yes I think it will stick
 
Just have to jump in here I am convinced that all of it can transfer.
Love Tren but it raises BP in a short time.Makes me more aware of the incompetence surrounding us in every day life and some times wondering if if it would take one or 2 hands to crush a head like a pimple.
 
When on tren, I play a game in my head. How many punches do I think it would take for me to kill a person. It's never been more than three. Haha
 
Darkness said:
Maybe that's why women act crazy when we are on tren. Here we thought we were emotionally provoking them all along, when it actually was semen transfer of hormone.

Yes I think it will stick
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We should do an experiment. But we'll need fresh untainted meat, and a control subject.
 
Women just love confident aggressive bad boys. When you're on tren you walk strait up and eyes scanning. You look confident and dominant. Plus you look more squarish and lean, broader, tighter, adventurous. The shit is like a computer virus.
 
Squarish and lean have never been strong suits for me. More like blockish, rockish and hairisht.
 
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HAHA, that is quite a story. All these stories of tren make it sound like the greatest thing on earth... and the worst.
 
bufbiker said:
I've got my job still, so far. My boss is slightly intimidated by me and leaves me alone. I do keep thinking my sec .ay get me fired some day because she's too open with flirting with me around other people. My boss asked me if I'm banging her which I denied. He said we act like a married couple. I told him she's my work spouse. But now this little Latino chick has been openly hitting on me. My sec says she's going to catch her off in a corner and set her straight. I'm begging her not to.
Can tren be introduced through semen, because I swear she acts like she's on.
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Ahhh, so you are banging her...good man :)
 
I was meeting a group of contractors the other day. I was messing with this one big burly plumber. I told him he was a very attractive man. A couple of the guys in shock asked what did he say? He told them I said he was pretty and had soft hands. I informed all the guys that I was completely faithful to my wife when I was in prison. Everyone laughed themselves near to death. One guy just stood there.
Whoosh, right over the head. He about cried when they explained it to him.
 
bufbiker said:
I was meeting a group of contractors the other day. I was messing with this one big burly plumber. I told him he was a very attractive man. A couple of the guys in shock asked what did he say? He told them I said he was pretty and had soft hands. I informed all the guys that I was completely faithful to my wife when I was in prison. Everyone laughed themselves near to death. One guy just stood there.
Whoosh, right over the head. He about cried when they explained it to him.
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This one guy I know that was in prison so many times it seemed he was doing life on the installment plan, was bragging the other day that in over 20 yrs In Prison he never once got phucked up the ass.

I replied that this answers my question as to whether or not he was always this ugly...
 
Ugly is a benefit in prison. Repping 365 at that time helped also.
 
First of all this story is hilarious. Second of all the comments are worth their weight in gold. I'm currently popping popcorn waiting for the next post. LOL
 
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