had to tune up the kid at GNC today

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Not my finest hour for sure being what I had little oz in his stroller with me....so I go into gnc cuz I was low on protein and i start talking to the little saleman while the big juice head manager dealt with another customer...I grab 2 protein tubs and then the kid is like "hey you need to try this stack its a 2 week run and its as strong as steroids". I'm like no thanks bro...he keeps pushing it and I look straight at him and say "bro trust me that shit is nothing like steroids then I look over at the meat head and say hey you need to educate your boy when guys like me come in". I pay for the protein and leave. Fucking idiots. I hate GNC
 
I never have but in those situations I've always wanted to grab them by the throat then drag them to a mirror and tell them "look at you boy, now look at me. Now you tell me who should be giving the fucking advice here! Now shut the fuck up and give me my total." BTW man there's a multitude of sites that will ship to your house overnight express and still cost assloads less than that fucking joke of a store. I have a deep seeded intense hatred for gnc mainly because those Fuckers kept me broke for about a year and a half back in the late 90's
 
I never have but in those situations I've always wanted to grab them by the throat then drag them to a mirror and tell them "look at you boy, now look at me. Now you tell me who should be giving the fucking advice here! Now shut the fuck up and give me my total." BTW man there's a multitude of sites that will ship to your house overnight express and still cost assloads less than that fucking joke of a store. I have a deep seeded intense hatred for gnc mainly because those Fuckers kept me broke for about a year and a half back in the late 90's
 
LOL you guys need to lay off the tren! GNC sales guy needs to make a dollar too! :)
 
I never have but in those situations I've always wanted to grab them by the throat then drag them to a mirror and tell them "look at you boy, now look at me. Now you tell me who should be giving the fucking advice here! Now shut the fuck up and give me my total." BTW man there's a multitude of sites that will ship to your house overnight express and still cost assloads less than that fucking joke of a store. I have a deep seeded intense hatred for gnc mainly because those Fuckers kept me broke for about a year and a half back in the late 90's

easy big fella but i totally understand what your saying--i usually us an online house for my stuff but i needed it that day

LOL you guys need to lay off the tren! GNC sales guy needs to make a dollar too! :)

i have nothing against GNC just uneducated morons---him trying to tell me what works and what doesnt is crazy---the gnc near me has 2 guys that are bodybuilder types that know whats up and then its half a dozen under weight or over weight guys that cant get laid plus one woman that just push crap
 
and i need to add this--i wanted Carnavor---i like that protein so i asked if they made it in any other flavor he said they do but they dont carry it---then he tries to push the carnivor mass instead and i told him i dont want the extra carbs and he tells me they are a good afterwork out carb that wont mess up your glycemic index---good sales pitch but i blatantly told him i dont want the extra carbs---this kid really got under my skin as you can tell
 
I was asked to leave my local GNC a couple of years ago.
This young dude, obviously pretty new to training, with his young wife and two little kids in tow is asking the GNC salesman about some very pricey test booster.
The salesman has this dudle loaded down wirh test booster, ant-estrogen crap, everything but the real deal.
I grabbed the young man by the arm and told him all of that stuff is garbage and will do nothing for him. The salesman starts contradicting me so I pulled my shirt off and asked the young guy who was he going to listen to me or the salesman, who probably never trained a day in his life.
I steered the young guy to the creatine and protein powders. the salesman asked me to please leave or he would call security. So I left with a smile on my face!
 
^^^^NICE!!!!!!!!!!!! i would have done the same thing but mrs oz was in the store next door and i fear her more than i do security or jail
 
I refuse to go into a gnc. I'll use the grocery store protein until my mail order protein arrives. Lol
 
The last time I was at a GNC, I think I was like 15 or something...lol. I never have to go to a supplement store ever these days with the on-line availability:)

That's funny as heck though:D
 
This lady at GNC one time told me that this new protein power will boost your testosterone by 50%:D
 
I have not been to GNC in over 3 years because of the stupid metros that work there.
 
Buff, yet another reason ur my hero, no I'm not gay and I do not want to see you naked, now please stop asking.
 
Good lord I hate GNC. I hate it when you go in there and they tell you hey im taking this and this and they are 150lbs soaking wet lol. The only one Ive went too and had guys that actually worked out and new some shit was one in gboro.
 
i dont know how many GNC's i've been in, but every one of them its an older fucking lady or some young 18-21 year old kid.

i've NEVER seen any bodybuilder types in a GNC.
 

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