HAHAHA OWNED!!!

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Yesterday in line at the grocery store, I picked up a few things to get me through the next couple of days. While unloading my basket, I noticed the dude, probably weighing a good buck fifty in his skin tight jeans and wife beater/sports bra looking thing watching me unload my basket.


I looked over and started laughing..nad had to snap a shot with my cell phone. Even the cashier started giggling when she looked at his shit and then at my basket.. THE DUDE WAS A VEGeTARIAN! DECIDED HE HAD TO HAVE SOME CANNED VEGGIES, RICE, AND TOFU for the evening..

...while I unloaded 3 gallons of kid builder chocolate milk (10g of protien per cup, 1% fat, and the same carbs as regular milk with more protien..good stuff) 3 doz eggs, bologna because i just hafta have it, and 15lbs of meat!

THE DUDE PALED WHEN HE LOOKED AT ALL MY SHIT AND GOES " YOU EAT ALL THAT?!" to which I replied.. "and the occassional virgin too..when she stops kicking and screaming!"

dude just bag'd his shit and left...HAHA!
 
Ug...what vegetarian eats CANNED veggies...that's totally disgusting!

That's hilarious!
 
You just love to scare people, don't you? lol

I hate people that are picky about what they eat, especially meat. If I were you, I would have gotten the package of meat, opened it up and then smeared it in his face. He probably would have had a heart attack. :)
 
eVolution said:
opened it up and then smeared it in his face.
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that's so funny, I was just thinking that. I used to imagine myself coming home from the grocery store and doing that to my husband when he was vegetarian...because for a while he was insisting that I not even have meat in the house, until I won that argument.
 
eVolution said:
You just love to scare people, don't you? lol

I hate people that are picky about what they eat, especially meat. If I were you, I would have gotten the package of meat, opened it up and then smeared it in his face. He probably would have had a heart attack. :)
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LMFAO!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!
 
HAHHAA I should've put it on my face and started screaming "SILENCE OF THE LAMBS!!!"
 
He's not a very smart veg if all he eats is canned veggies. I would get so bored with that crap I most likely would start eating everything that wasn't glued down.
 
thats a great story! and how true NO Stretching in the SQUAT Rack!!! i hate when people do that
 
Elvis said:
thats a great story! and how true NO Stretching in the SQUAT Rack!!! i hate when people do that
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But how about not having a conversation while leaning on the squat rack (for 30+ mins) as if you are reserving it! That is worse...
 
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