Have to change

willi

willi

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My gym used to be almost exclusively guys. Recent changes have promoted the place to women and it has worked. Problem? The Bathrooms. The men's is ok but I dont trust the stalls and for obvious and good reasons. Have always like the women's better plus it is meticulously clean. Plus the lighting and mirrors are better :)
Today was leg day. I also make sure Im ready. I don't trust farts after forty and I dont fart when I squat. So i pop in the ladies room to uh...clear things. Get in the stall and get comfy...when the unthinkable happens: Some woman comes in and goes in the stall next to me! Holy SHIT!!!!
Mortified of being a total pervert I thought do I wait her out or run now. I decided to run! Barely had my pants up when she flushes. I got the hell out of there as fast as I could and ran into the men's room and hid so it would look like I was coming out of the men's room!
Damn....there is no getting away with shit in this life. Only a few people there today and only one with big klunky white shoes on!
No more ladies room for willi :(
 
wear a dress. No more problems.

edit: I would pee on the seat before leaving.
 
heee

heee

Glycomann said:
wear a dress. No more problems.

edit: I would pee on the seat before leaving.
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G...they all wear leotards and they all do that high kicking karate looking workout.

And...Im 250lbs and very hirsuit and gorilla like. I dont look good in any dresses except my Versace Collection.

See you soon :)
 
By the way, every squat day I get diarhea like symptoms. It's just my body's way of telling me "I hate you for what you are about to put me through."
 
Next time put on a leotard and bust into the stall, hold out your hand and say "Hi I'm Wilma. Glad to make meet you." Make sure you wear a frilly hat.
 
Haha, nice escape.

Or - you could have stayed and browned the bowl hot and heavy while she was in there, maybe she would have gotten sick from hearing the devastation. lol
 
Lmao. I accidentally walked itno the ladies room at a restaurant a few months ago. As soon as i walked in I realized what I had done and turned around and walked out. But a dude walked out the men's at the same time and saw me. He gave me the strangest look, like damn thats a ugly chick.
 
yes

yes

animal87 said:
Lmao. I accidentally walked itno the ladies room at a restaurant a few months ago. As soon as i walked in I realized what I had done and turned around and walked out. But a dude walked out the men's at the same time and saw me. He gave me the strangest look, like damn thats a ugly chick.
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Ive done that because of dyslexia. It chops the "Wo" off of women.
 
animal87 said:
Lmao. I accidentally walked itno the ladies room at a restaurant a few months ago. As soon as i walked in I realized what I had done and turned around and walked out. But a dude walked out the men's at the same time and saw me. He gave me the strangest look, like damn thats a ugly chick.
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I bet you are not that bad :)
 
Akira said:
Haha, nice escape.

Or - you could have stayed and browned the bowl hot and heavy while she was in there, maybe she would have gotten sick from hearing the devastation. lol
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99% of the time its only air...but like I said after 40...nope
 
Even if you get called a perv, still funny. Now just grow some balls and walk in there next time like you own it. Lol
 
Shovel said:
Even if you get called a perv, still funny. Now just grow some balls and walk in there next time like you own it. Lol
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I dont mind being called one as that can be kinky and attract wanted attention...hahhaha.

I just worry about getting arrested. I think if you intentionally go in a ladies room and one of them freaks and calls the police its an issue.

Then its jail willi
 
willi said:
I dont mind being called one as that can be kinky and attract wanted attention...hahhaha.

I just worry about getting arrested. I think if you intentionally go in a ladies room and one of them freaks and calls the police its an issue.

Then its jail willi
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Why need to call the cops? The Sherriff is in there training every morning. Just go get him off the smith machine.
 
willi said:
I dont mind being called one as that can be kinky and attract wanted attention...hahhaha.

I just worry about getting arrested. I think if you intentionally go in a ladies room and one of them freaks and calls the police its an issue.

Then its jail willi
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Jail would give you a lot of street cred with the parish.
I've been to prison twice....of course that was before.
 
Too funny :D
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