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Competitive salary -- we remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
Join our fast-paced team -- we have no time to train you.
Casual work atmosphere -- we don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up; well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.
Must be deadline oriented -- you'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.
Some overtime required -- some time each night and some time each weekend.
Duties will vary -- anyone in the office can boss you around.
Career-minded -- female applicants must be childless (and remain that way).
No phone calls please -- we've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.
Seeking candidates with a wide variety of experience -- you'll need it to replace three people who just left.
Requires team leadership skills -- you'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.
Good communication skills -- management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.
 

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