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BigSickD

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So I am at the fitness center here at this palm springs yuppie resort, I am actually on the stationary bike posting this. Anyways a lot of elderly people in here, so I am in the corner stretching and this old man out of the blue tells me, "you know steroids are really bad for you" I was kinda shocked and just replied "so you know from experience" well that I guess offended him and he just walked off. He is on a treadmill and keeps eyeballing me. I ain't past knocking an old man out, he is Probaly over 70 so I think I can take him..:D
 
Tell the older fucker that all that shit he stuff in his gut and his sitting around on his ass for the last 70 years is real bad for him too.

Than ask him if he wants to see your penor. He'll stop looking at you.
 
Palm springs is full of steroids, gheys on steroids, and old folks. Have fun! Lol
 
I used to say "I flattered that you would think that I would consider that. Thank you for noticing all of hard work and dedication. Now, however, I usually reply fuck you or go to hell
 
That stuff pisses me off, as if that old fuckbag didn't think you'd research them yourself. Just because hes old doesn't mean he is senile or has Alzheimers, half of the old people think they get away with saying that shit because they are old. I wouldn't of even answered. I don't a problem with old people, but thats crossing the fucking line accusing you.
 
Oh, I really don't care if people think I am on them, I mean its obvious.
 
I get that sometimes, its obvious Im on but it actually annoys me for people to come up to me saying its bad or how much I use and all that BS
 
lol...you should tell him you are a cop, and to leave you alone before you arrest him for stalking him:D
 
Guys you'll never beleive this...

SO I am on the palm springs resort and decide to visit the fitness center. I am on aold man and was looking forward to relaxing and maybe moving some dumbells around to get a little pump on before I go out to the pool. So in through the door bursts this young whipper snapper about 280 lbs with rippling muscles and a shirt that reads: "FUCK YOU NATTY GUYS". He starts yelling and screaming as he does curls with the 20s and overhead DB extensions with the 15s. In between sets he paces back and forth like a caged animal breathing loud and shaking his head back and forth like he's trying to restrain himself. He appears angry, and the little old ladies start to leave whispering.

So I go u to this kid and say "Hey, ya know steriods are really bad for you." He says something smart like "ha you speaking from experience" and tosses his head in the air like he's above me.

Geeesh....
 
Darkness said:
Guys you'll never beleive this...

SO I am on the palm springs resort and decide to visit the fitness center. I am on aold man and was looking forward to relaxing and maybe moving some dumbells around to get a little pump on before I go out to the pool. So in through the door bursts this young whipper snapper about 280 lbs with rippling muscles and a shirt that reads: "FUCK YOU NATTY GUYS". He starts yelling and screaming as he does curls with the 20s and overhead DB extensions with the 15s. In between sets he paces back and forth like a caged animal breathing loud and shaking his head back and forth like he's trying to restrain himself. He appears angry, and the little old ladies start to leave whispering.

So I go u to this kid and say "Hey, ya know steriods are really bad for you." He says something smart like "ha you speaking from experience" and tosses his head in the air like he's above me.

Geeesh....
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LMAO!!! :laugh:
 
Darkness said:
Guys you'll never beleive this...

SO I am on the palm springs resort and decide to visit the fitness center. I am on aold man and was looking forward to relaxing and maybe moving some dumbells around to get a little pump on before I go out to the pool. So in through the door bursts this young whipper snapper about 280 lbs with rippling muscles and a shirt that reads: "FUCK YOU NATTY GUYS". He starts yelling and screaming as he does curls with the 20s and overhead DB extensions with the 15s. In between sets he paces back and forth like a caged animal breathing loud and shaking his head back and forth like he's trying to restrain himself. He appears angry, and the little old ladies start to leave whispering.

So I go u to this kid and say "Hey, ya know steriods are really bad for you." He says something smart like "ha you speaking from experience" and tosses his head in the air like he's above me.

Geeesh....
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Oh Shit, that just made my day. Not far from the truth except the dumbbells here go up to a whopping 30lbs, I bet the guy that uses them is beast..
 
It's amazing someone that old could still be so petty.
LOL, slamming around the 15 pounders.
 
I get the eyeballs at the gym all of the time, old, young. I've had disabled people give me the hairy eyeball for Christ's sake. Gets that what you get when you live in a city whos economy survives on 5 prisons and a military base.
 
Darkness you are killing me!
I love this thread.

Yeah I know, 5'7", 256lbs now, pushing houses and tractor trailers for weight at 55 years old.
WHO CARES....right?
Old people on steroids rule!

You know he might have been fishing for a source. You could open up a whole new clientelle there in the geritaric set. Some dude looking to get a hard on again.
 
bufbiker said:
You know he might have been fishing for a source. You could open up a whole new clientelle there in the geritaric set. Some dude looking to get a hard on again.
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BSD pimpin' the mall at 9AM during silver-sneakers hour..."Yeah I got that 2 bottles of NEW and improved Geritol and 3 vials of test you wanted PoPs." :D
 
bufbiker said:
Darkness you are killing me!
I love this thread.

Yeah I know, 5'7", 256lbs now, pushing houses and tractor trailers for weight at 55 years old.
WHO CARES....right?
Old people on steroids rule!

You know he might have been fishing for a source. You could open up a whole new clientelle there in the geritaric set. Some dude looking to get a hard on again.
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...and the early-bird specials ain't that bad either!
 
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