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Take the test. Kind of long, but funny. I have a feeling thecoin is going to be ghetto fabulous
1. You've ever used an album cover or old envelope for a dustpan.(5 points)
2. You've ever put foil on your TV antennas to get better reception.(8 points + 5 more if your antenna was a wire hanger)
3. You've ever had to use pliers to turn your TV on. (7 points)
4. You had to come in the house when the street lights came on. (6 points)
5. You had a candy lady in your neighborhood. (5 + 5 extra points if your house was the candy lady)
6. If you can count more than five police cars in your neighborhood on a daily basis (3 points)
7. If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt for a disciplinary action.(3 points for each + 2 for tree branches)
8. If you've ever been beaten with an extension cord. (15 points + 10 points if you were padded with extra clothes beforehand)
9. If you have ever had to walk to or home from school. (2 points)
10. If you've ever passed someone a note asking; "Do you like me? Or Can I have a chance?, check _yes, __no or _maybe". (7 points)
11. If you have ever used dishwashing liquid for bubble bath.(9 points)
12. If you have ever mixed up some Kool-Aid and the found that you didn't have any sugar.(4 points add 4 if you put the pitcher in the refrigerator until you got some sugar)
13. If you have ever played any of the following games (2 points each (hide and go seek, freeze tag, captain or momma may I?, or red light. yellow light..green light Stop!)
14. If your neighborhood had an ice cream man.(2 points + 2 if he rang a bell)
15. If you remember any of the following candies (1 point each): cherry clans, lemonheads, Alexander the grape, ringpops, Chico sticks, Boston baked beans, candy cigarettes, powder packs with the white dipstick, big league chew, jolly ranchers (wine candy), jaw breakers, and candy necklaces.
16. If you refer to Now and Laters candies as "Nighladers".(6 points)
17. If you've ever run from the police on foot. (5 points + 5 if you got away)
18. If you?ve ever went next door to the neighbor?s house to borrow a cup of sugar or rice (5 points each)
19. If you've ever had reusable grease in a container on your stove. (5 points)
20. The batteries in your remote control are held in by a piece of tape.(5 points + 5 points if you put them in the freezer to recharge them)
21. If you've ever used any of the following for drinking glasses (3 points each): jelly jars, mayonnaise jars, mason jars, or peanut butter jars.
22. You've ever covered your furniture in plastic.(2 points)
23. You?ve had a utility bill in your name before you were a teenager (5 points)
24. If you have ever worn any of the following fragrances (1 point each): Brute, Hai Karate, Jean Nate, Old Spice, Chloe, English Leather, Stetson, Charlie, or Faberge'.
25. You've ever used tussy.(9 points)
26. You've never been to the dentist. (10 points + 10 if you've never been to the doctor.)
27. You've ever wore clothes with the tag still on them.(4 points)
28. If you're acquainted with someone with a name as follows (3 points): kay-kay, lee-lee, bee-bee, ray-ray, la-la, jo-jo, etc.
29. You?ve had an infinite cable package for a one-time fee of $50 (3 points)
30. You've ever worn house shoes outside of the house.(2 points)
31. You add "ED" or "T"; to the end of words already in the past tense (for example, Tooked, Light-Skinneded, kilt, ruint, likeded etc.) (3 points each word)
32. You pronounce words like this (1 point for each example you can think of): skrimps or strimps, skreet, axe (ask), memba (remember), frigada (refrigerator), etc.
3. You use nem' to describe a certain group of people (for example Craig and nem' or momma and nem') (6 points)
34. You've ever had a crack across your windshield and never bothered to get it fixed. (3 points)
35. You've ever driven on a donut more than 2 weeks after your flat. (4 points)
36. You've never had a checking or savings account.(3 points)
37. Your child or one you?re babysitting drops his/her pacifier and you sanitize it by sucking it.(7 points)
38. If you've ever ran a race barefoot in the middle of the street at approximately 11 at night.(10 points)
39. You've ever left a social gathering with a plate.(1 point)
40. You leave a restaurant with silverware, sugar, and/or jelly.(8 points)
41. You think "red" is a flavor of Kool-Aid. (4 points)
42. You can't hold a glass because of the length of your nails. (3 points)
43. The gold teeth in your mouth spell words. (8 points)
44. You don't have your own place but your child has a leather coat and a pair of Jordan's. (5 points)
45. If you've ever had to get to the driver's side of the car through the passenger side door.(8 points)
46. You have ever slept in a chair to avoid messing up your hair. (7 points)
47. You constantly hit *69 and ask, "Did you just call here?" (10 points)
48. You?ve shared a bus pass or transfer (7 points)
49. You know a child who can't speak, but can do the buck-head bounce or Harlem shake. (15 points)
50. You think Tupac is still alive. (20 points)
Scoring: 0 - 30 - You have enjoyed a nice sheltered life in the suburbs.
31 - 60 - Hood movies have given you a little exposure.
61 - 100 - You may have visited the hood a few times or on weekends.
101 - 130 - You probably spent a few years in the hood, and moved to the suburbs.
131 - 160 - You're the genuine article. You are no stranger to hood life.
161 - 200 - You are definitely, without a doubt an expert on life in the hood.
201+ - Congratulations! You are Ghetto Fabulous!
1. You've ever used an album cover or old envelope for a dustpan.(5 points)
2. You've ever put foil on your TV antennas to get better reception.(8 points + 5 more if your antenna was a wire hanger)
3. You've ever had to use pliers to turn your TV on. (7 points)
4. You had to come in the house when the street lights came on. (6 points)
5. You had a candy lady in your neighborhood. (5 + 5 extra points if your house was the candy lady)
6. If you can count more than five police cars in your neighborhood on a daily basis (3 points)
7. If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt for a disciplinary action.(3 points for each + 2 for tree branches)
8. If you've ever been beaten with an extension cord. (15 points + 10 points if you were padded with extra clothes beforehand)
9. If you have ever had to walk to or home from school. (2 points)
10. If you've ever passed someone a note asking; "Do you like me? Or Can I have a chance?, check _yes, __no or _maybe". (7 points)
11. If you have ever used dishwashing liquid for bubble bath.(9 points)
12. If you have ever mixed up some Kool-Aid and the found that you didn't have any sugar.(4 points add 4 if you put the pitcher in the refrigerator until you got some sugar)
13. If you have ever played any of the following games (2 points each (hide and go seek, freeze tag, captain or momma may I?, or red light. yellow light..green light Stop!)
14. If your neighborhood had an ice cream man.(2 points + 2 if he rang a bell)
15. If you remember any of the following candies (1 point each): cherry clans, lemonheads, Alexander the grape, ringpops, Chico sticks, Boston baked beans, candy cigarettes, powder packs with the white dipstick, big league chew, jolly ranchers (wine candy), jaw breakers, and candy necklaces.
16. If you refer to Now and Laters candies as "Nighladers".(6 points)
17. If you've ever run from the police on foot. (5 points + 5 if you got away)
18. If you?ve ever went next door to the neighbor?s house to borrow a cup of sugar or rice (5 points each)
19. If you've ever had reusable grease in a container on your stove. (5 points)
20. The batteries in your remote control are held in by a piece of tape.(5 points + 5 points if you put them in the freezer to recharge them)
21. If you've ever used any of the following for drinking glasses (3 points each): jelly jars, mayonnaise jars, mason jars, or peanut butter jars.
22. You've ever covered your furniture in plastic.(2 points)
23. You?ve had a utility bill in your name before you were a teenager (5 points)
24. If you have ever worn any of the following fragrances (1 point each): Brute, Hai Karate, Jean Nate, Old Spice, Chloe, English Leather, Stetson, Charlie, or Faberge'.
25. You've ever used tussy.(9 points)
26. You've never been to the dentist. (10 points + 10 if you've never been to the doctor.)
27. You've ever wore clothes with the tag still on them.(4 points)
28. If you're acquainted with someone with a name as follows (3 points): kay-kay, lee-lee, bee-bee, ray-ray, la-la, jo-jo, etc.
29. You?ve had an infinite cable package for a one-time fee of $50 (3 points)
30. You've ever worn house shoes outside of the house.(2 points)
31. You add "ED" or "T"; to the end of words already in the past tense (for example, Tooked, Light-Skinneded, kilt, ruint, likeded etc.) (3 points each word)
32. You pronounce words like this (1 point for each example you can think of): skrimps or strimps, skreet, axe (ask), memba (remember), frigada (refrigerator), etc.
3. You use nem' to describe a certain group of people (for example Craig and nem' or momma and nem') (6 points)
34. You've ever had a crack across your windshield and never bothered to get it fixed. (3 points)
35. You've ever driven on a donut more than 2 weeks after your flat. (4 points)
36. You've never had a checking or savings account.(3 points)
37. Your child or one you?re babysitting drops his/her pacifier and you sanitize it by sucking it.(7 points)
38. If you've ever ran a race barefoot in the middle of the street at approximately 11 at night.(10 points)
39. You've ever left a social gathering with a plate.(1 point)
40. You leave a restaurant with silverware, sugar, and/or jelly.(8 points)
41. You think "red" is a flavor of Kool-Aid. (4 points)
42. You can't hold a glass because of the length of your nails. (3 points)
43. The gold teeth in your mouth spell words. (8 points)
44. You don't have your own place but your child has a leather coat and a pair of Jordan's. (5 points)
45. If you've ever had to get to the driver's side of the car through the passenger side door.(8 points)
46. You have ever slept in a chair to avoid messing up your hair. (7 points)
47. You constantly hit *69 and ask, "Did you just call here?" (10 points)
48. You?ve shared a bus pass or transfer (7 points)
49. You know a child who can't speak, but can do the buck-head bounce or Harlem shake. (15 points)
50. You think Tupac is still alive. (20 points)
Scoring: 0 - 30 - You have enjoyed a nice sheltered life in the suburbs.
31 - 60 - Hood movies have given you a little exposure.
61 - 100 - You may have visited the hood a few times or on weekends.
101 - 130 - You probably spent a few years in the hood, and moved to the suburbs.
131 - 160 - You're the genuine article. You are no stranger to hood life.
161 - 200 - You are definitely, without a doubt an expert on life in the hood.
201+ - Congratulations! You are Ghetto Fabulous!
