I had sex for the first time in my life!!!!

[Forkboy]

Me and my prep school classmate met one time at the bar she coudn't believe of my trasformation from being a full fat lard kid to a hunky yunky guy lol. So we talk and had a little conversation. After getting tipsy we went to a motel. And holy shit the air conditioning is fucked up, but we don't care since our lust is bursting like there is no more tommorow. And man i was sweating so hard i feel like doing 2hours cardio. And after all she told me can you please forget or act like theres nothing happend to us. I was like weren;t you satisfied? LOL. Then she confess i am already married. And i was HELL FUCKKINNGGG YEAHHHHH -END-

 

[theartofwar]

Moral of the story: never get married or forkboy will stick it up in her

Solid bro, did you at least get HBO free w/no AC ??

 

[Trapology]

congratulations

 

[Rocky07]

congrats but thats messed up lol

 

[Guest]

so u finally lost ur viriginiti lol? just playing sounds like u had fun

 

[cowboytroy]

rock on!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Narkissos]

Me and my prep school classmate met one time at the bar she coudn't believe of my trasformation from being a full fat lard kid to a hunky yunky guy lol. So we talk and had a little conversation. After getting tipsy we went to a motel. And holy shit the air conditioning is fucked up, but we don't care since our lust is bursting like there is no more tommorow. And man i was sweating so hard i feel like doing 2hours cardio. And after all she told me can you please forget or act like theres nothing happend to us. I was like weren;t you satisfied? LOL. Then she confess i am already married. And i was HELL FUCKKINNGGG YEAHHHHH -END-

She'll be back lol

 

[Dawgpound_Hank]

Congrats on losing your virginity brutha!

 

[mrhtbd]

Payback sex is great!

 

[bigkarch]

now...go get tested

 

[2BIGFRED]

useless without pics

 

[tlane]

nice!!!

 

[black7]

i wish i had my virginity....

 

[Rocky07]

i wish i had my virginity....

yeah i imagine it wasnt so great losing your virginity to another man hahahaha

 

[mrhtbd]

I am a born-again virgin,
(I got married).

 

[tlane]

my goal is too baanggg 12 different chicks a yr..only got 11 in 2009...............

 

[Rocky07]

OMG man whores you are! lol jk...Ive only been w/ 4 girls total myself. not that i couldnt have banged 100 others but bro i screwwed one girl just cause i wanted some one time--i didnt answer the phone after that when she called, i didnt even talk to her at all for like a couple wks. i actually felt bad about it...guess im not the type to just bang them and leave them. 12 girls in a year is a big number lol--to me anyway--lots of akwardness later lol

 

[ZERKER]

I fucked a tranny...but hey dont judge me,,,it was dark and i was medicated..............Z
:rasp:

 

[mrhtbd]

Hey Z, was it a he/she, a she/he, or a tee/hee?

 

[Rocky07]

holy shit zerk...some things need left un mentioned

 

[Dawgpound_Hank]

I fucked a tranny...but hey dont judge me,,,it was dark and i was medicated..............Z
:rasp:

Bwahahahahaha!!! :laugh:

 

[HOTROCKS]

Fill in the blank

Fill in the blank

Fill in the blank !
You know ur a Readneck when (Blank)

When you have screwed 27 women and call them all sis !
LOL

 

[black7]

Fill in the blank !
You know ur a Readneck when (Blank)

When you have screwed 27 women and call them all sis !
LOL

i call them repeats.... they all want more

 

[HOTROCKS]

Thats why I like going out with school teachers !

If you don't do it right the first time you gotta do it over and over again .

 

[HOTROCKS]

I'm married to a BSN !

 

[John Benz]

black7 and Rocky. You guys keep it real. Remember that they guys who brag the most get the least!

Nothing wrong with waiting until you get married. What's sad is the fact that with today's declining morals it's considered "uncool" to be a person with morals and integrity.

 

[black7]

thats why i didnt joke of my boy for for being the 40yr old virgin.... if i could go back and do it all over i would f only of like to make my list about 3-4 women.... out of the 27 all the others are regrets.... not that i got them prego or got STD.... it just wasnt worth it.... just a "nut" so to speak...

 

[Rocky07]

HotRocks dude u are freakin hilarious...and black7 i dont feel bad at all about the way i am...ur sex life is kinda like an application for a job...u know the part where it asks u to list all of ur previous employers--yeah they just wanna get an idea of about how long ur gonna stay around. well think of all ur sex partners as "previous employers" and how it makes u look to another girl. i'd hate to miss the opportunity at the girl of my dreams on account of all the dumb shit i did n the past lol.
and yeah black7 i know u are kiddin with me when u tell me to go get some "strange" hahahhahaha but bro u know me anyway, im not gonna do that regardless. of the 4 girls i have been with i wish i could take back 2 of them for sure...the other two i really really cared/care about. idk what other people would say but that has got to say something positive about my character

 

[workingout]

if you think those guys are man whores, I just better keep my mouth closed...

 

[Rocky07]

lol workinout u wouldnt shock me man...i have friends that have screwed over 120 women and they arent even 30 yrs old yet...i was really jk with them...f'n a whole heap of women is not my preference but i dont care about what anyone else does or who for that matter. mow em down lol