Joke for the bikers here..

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A cowboy from the deep South
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.

'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered. 'On a trip to the Cypres s Hills, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.

I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.

So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.

I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the shit out of all of you!


St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'

'Couple of minutes ago.'
 
You motherfuckers are going to kill me for this one. What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The position of the dirt bag.

That's a big hit where I work. The JTFX boys really love it. I'm still wondering why I'm alive.
 
P. Bateman said:
You motherfuckers are going to kill me for this one. What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The position of the dirt bag.

That's a big hit where I work. The JTFX boys really love it. I'm still wondering why I'm alive.
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How many times will this make it you've been banned!? :p
 
Harley Davidson - the best way to convert noise and smoke into movement without the side affect of horsepower!

No offense fellas haha
 
How can you tell a happy motorcyclist?
By the bugs in his teeth!
 
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