July 24th, I'm 49 today.

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Health is good, still have my hair, athletic build with a little gut. Forget anything?
Oh yeah, and this is post 444.
 
Pecker still working?
Able to pee freely without stopping?
Remember where your car keys are?
Don't leave teeth in a glass of water overnight?
Don't stink of piss?
Can eat a steak on your own?

Answer 'Yes' to all of the above and it's official, you're not old!

Happy Birthday mate:D
 
Scotsmark said:
Pecker still working?
Able to pee freely without stopping?
Remember where your car keys are?
Don't leave teeth in a glass of water overnight?
Don't stink of piss?
Can eat a steak on your own?

Answer 'Yes' to all of the above and it's official, you're not old!

Happy Birthday mate:D
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Holy crap, life is good!
Now I'm gonna get me one of those Beck's from the case my father-in-law gave me this morning, HA!
 
mrhtbd said:
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Holy crap, life is good!
Now I'm gonna get me one of those Beck's from the case my father-in-law gave me this morning, HA!
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Awesome but remember, as soon as you answer "NO" to one, the rest will soon follow, so enjoy it while you can!
 
haha happy bday bro..I dread being 49. Im already losing my damn mind. Yall come visit me in the nursing home in 2 years.
 
Scotsmark said:
Pecker still working?
Able to pee freely without stopping?
Remember where your car keys are?
Don't leave teeth in a glass of water overnight?
Don't stink of piss?
Can eat a steak on your own?

Answer 'Yes' to all of the above and it's official, you're not old!

Happy Birthday mate:D
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You left out...."Don't smell like Shart" :squint:
 
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