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A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs as soon as possible due to >very serious health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do >it, he ran across an ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS >PROGRAM. >"Guaranteed. Yeah right!" he thought to himself. But desperate, he calls >them up and subscribes to the 3-day/10 pound weight loss program. >The next day there's a knock at his door, and when he answers, there stands >before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old young lady dressed in nothing >but Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. >She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The >sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me!" >Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing >and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. After they are >through and she leaves, he thinks to himself, "I like the way this company >does business!" >The same girl shows up for the next two days and the same thing happens. >On the fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost >10lb. as promised. >He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. >The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, >beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing nothing but >Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch >me, you can have me." >He's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and >it takes him a while to catch her, but when he does, it is worth every cramp >and wheeze. >For the next four days, the same routine happens. Much to his delight, on >the fifth day, he weighs himself and found he has lost another 20 lbs, as >promised. >He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day 50 pound >programme "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our >most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, I haven't felt this good >in years." >The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds a >muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a >sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're mine." >
