Kissed a bunch of ass and cock yesterday

[MR. BMJ]

So yesterday while I was at the gym taking a piss, I was staring at this fly walking around on the toilet seat. I'm half way through my piss and the stupid fukker flew up and landed right on my mouth....fukking gross!!!

The thought of all the ass, shit, piss and dick that has been on the toilet seat there....I'm ruined:sadwavey:

Let me have it:fawk2:

 

[Guest]

Hahah lol I could picture u making big scene when it happen still with ur dick hanging out pissing every where

 

[Glycomann]

I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night so imagine how much cum and vag juice I slept in..

 

[Mondo]

That's better than getting airport toilet water up your ass. . . According to the late Robet Schimmel, that's how "dick slugs" are created.

 

[bufbiker]

I was thinking the same thing when I went down on your old lady. Oh no!!!!!

 

[MindlessWork]

I was thinking the same thing when I went down on your old lady. Oh no!!!!!

Ohh Glyco must be steaming right now...

 

[Shovel]

Dick slugs! Lmao

 

[MindlessWork]

Dick slugs! Lmao

Funniest and creepiest shit ever!

 

[MR. BMJ]

LOL @ dick slugs

 

[bufbiker]

I kiss ass every day. It's either that or perpetually killing stupid people, and those bathroom flies.

 

[Player]

Wonder what was already in your mouth to attract the fly???

 

[bufbiker]

Bwahahaha! ^^^^