making love

[goes4ever]

The Italian says,
"When I've a finished a makin a da love with ah my wife, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats 6 inches above a da bed in ecstacy."
The Frenchman replies.
"Zat is noting, when Ah've finished making ze love with ze wife, Ah
kiss all ze way down her body, and zen Ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue, and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy.."
The redneck says,
"That aint nothing. When I've finished porkin the ole lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the winder and wipe my weener on the curtains. She hits the freakin' ceiling."

 

[brandozzz]

oldie but a goodie

 

[novicebb]

The Italian says,
"When I've a finished a makin a da love with ah my wife, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats 6 inches above a da bed in ecstacy."
The Frenchman replies.
"Zat is noting, when Ah've finished making ze love with ze wife, Ah
kiss all ze way down her body, and zen Ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue, and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy.."
The redneck says,
"That aint nothing. When I've finished porkin the ole lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the winder and wipe my weener on the curtains. She hits the freakin' ceiling."

Absolutely laughing my azz off over hear. That is a funny one there. See Goes4ever, you do have a sense of humor. Display it more often and stop being such a blowhard all the darn time.
Well atleast against me.

 

[goes4ever]

me a sense of humor? bro the more you know me the more you will realize I joke around 99% of the time

 

[brandozzz]

^ IS A LIAR

 

[goes4ever]

ok big titty

 

[brandozzz]

boobie boy!