mrhtbd or DawgPoundHank?

mrhtbd or DawgPoundHank?

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You are stuck on a deserted island and you have to pick either mrhtbd or DPH to spend the next 5 years alone as a companion, which one would it be?
 
Well, from a cannibalistic viewpoint, DPH would supply more meat....that might make my decision. Though I wouldn't have to worry about mrhtbd getting frisky with me as his pekker doesn't seem to work IIRC?

May have to go DPH on this one myself.
 
Mrhtbd on a cannibaltistic stand point he would be easier to kill than DPH
 
I would avoid both as I trained to be a long distance swimmer. Then I would introduce mrhtbod to DP and get a head start swimming as mrhtbod prattled on about Chaucer and skincare.
 
I'm chopping down a tree and floating off the island and taking my chances with the sharks.
 
Even at 260 I still can't float. Never thought I'd live to see 30. Guess I'm harder to kill than would be expected. On a positive note I'm an experienced trapper and a Master at the grill! ;) one time I even punched a shark!!!
 
I will wait until you're sleeping & smash your head with a rock. Painless, taking you out of your misery & supplying me with protein for 6 months.

Mrhtbd will tell you many stories for 5 years.

Choose wisely, grasshoppas. :)
 
I've actually wasted time out of my life thinking about this. And didn't want to comment due to the fact that I might piss someone, one of the two, off.
But I have come to a well thought out and logical conclusion.
I'd rather have DPH on the island.
While MRHTBD has expertise in many areas, except for his construction skills, most of the rest of them would be useless. There are no jet engines to repair. I'm pretty much self educated, do a lot of reading instructional, philosophical, material. So no need for proper Grammer or eloquent soliloquy on the island.
But the main reason is he's just too old and beat up. I mean even his trigger finger is shot. Plus at 260 now, he's just too fat. Of course he could live longer off his fat as his body cannibalized itself.
Hank on the other hand is younger, healthier, injury free. And what he doesn't know about construction I more than make up for that. I think between the two of us we could carry larger logs to make our escape raft.
But the main reason I pick hank is because when I get horny I think he would be more capable of fighting me off to keep me from doing something I would regret for life! Being a booty bandit.
So there it is. My vote is for hank.
And many thanks to Mr BMJ for causing me to waste precious moments of my life thinking about such idiotic and pointless BS!
 
Buf, that was awesome, brother!:D

You may have wasted some time on this...but i'll bet you come back and read this thread again and think about it somemore:D heh heh heh:)
 
bufbiker said:
I've actually wasted time out of my life thinking about this. And didn't want to comment due to the fact that I might piss someone, one of the two, off.
But I have come to a well thought out and logical conclusion.
I'd rather have DPH on the island.
While MRHTBD has expertise in many areas, except for his construction skills, most of the rest of them would be useless. There are no jet engines to repair. I'm pretty much self educated, do a lot of reading instructional, philosophical, material. So no need for proper Grammer or eloquent soliloquy on the island.
But the main reason is he's just too old and beat up. I mean even his trigger finger is shot. Plus at 260 now, he's just too fat. Of course he could live longer off his fat as his body cannibalized itself.
Hank on the other hand is younger, healthier, injury free. And what he doesn't know about construction I more than make up for that. I think between the two of us we could carry larger logs to make our escape raft.
But the main reason I pick hank is because when I get horny I think he would be more capable of fighting me off to keep me from doing something I would regret for life! Being a booty bandit.
So there it is. My vote is for hank.
And many thanks to Mr BMJ for causing me to waste precious moments of my life thinking about such idiotic and pointless BS!
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Rofl. That's funny..


Hank I thin bufs got a crush on ya.
 
bufbiker said:
I've actually wasted time out of my life thinking about this. And didn't want to comment due to the fact that I might piss someone, one of the two, off.
But I have come to a well thought out and logical conclusion.
I'd rather have DPH on the island.
While MRHTBD has expertise in many areas, except for his construction skills, most of the rest of them would be useless. There are no jet engines to repair. I'm pretty much self educated, do a lot of reading instructional, philosophical, material. So no need for proper Grammer or eloquent soliloquy on the island.
But the main reason is he's just too old and beat up. I mean even his trigger finger is shot. Plus at 260 now, he's just too fat. Of course he could live longer off his fat as his body cannibalized itself.
Hank on the other hand is younger, healthier, injury free. And what he doesn't know about construction I more than make up for that. I think between the two of us we could carry larger logs to make our escape raft.
But the main reason I pick hank is because when I get horny I think he would be more capable of fighting me off to keep me from doing something I would regret for life! Being a booty bandit.
So there it is. My vote is for hank.
And many thanks to Mr BMJ for causing me to waste precious moments of my life thinking about such idiotic and pointless BS!
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 
Dawgpound_Hank said:
I will wait until you're sleeping & smash your head with a rock. Painless, taking you out of your misery & supplying me with protein for 6 months.

Mrhtbd will tell you many stories for 5 years.

Choose wisely, grasshoppas. :)
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I wonder if mrhtbd tastes like chicken?
 
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