New gym desease: "The Trapezius Syndrome!"

[mrhtbd]

When my father's sperm met my mother's egg they made a pact and that was that my first and second cells would be my traps. They have grown ever since. I try to be humble at the gym, considering my age, injuries, current shape and dreams forlorned, but one thing hasn't changed in over 35 years, that is, that whatever gym I've entered, from wherever it was, the same pattern emerges. This is what I humbly refer to as, "The Trapezius Syndrome." Upright rows, shrugs, lateral raises and more shrugs, never fails; like clockwork. Other lifters have always migrated to these exercises after I go through a few sets of whatever in the gym. Funny thing is, I don't specifically do anything for traps. I raise my coffee cup, Boom; trap pump, I reach for a towel off the rack, Boom; you guessed it, trap pump! I can honestly admit the main reason I started lifting weights in 1979 was to balance the rest of my muscularity with the size of my traps, but they just got bigger. They stand almost 5 high from my collar bones with my arms straight out. So I've decided to make them bigger, why not? W-h-y n-o-t? That's the cure for trapezius syndrome, what I call, "Trapezius Blitzcrieg!" I remember doing laterals with 65lb d-bells back in 2003, but stopped because I wanted to "isolate my delts!" Well, in the process of completing 40,000 reps by March 20th, I think a micro-goal has just arrived. Time to step up!

 

[Thate]

do you think your trap size has anything to do with the large amounts of semen you consume on a daily basis?


j/k bro but you should consider synthol if you really want to blow them up

 

[A1food4u]

Its interesting the way each persons body responds differently to similar stimulus... my calves just don't like me....

 

[liftsiron]

Yup, time to start doing 50,000 reps each workout.

 

[Roughrydr]

I had a chick ask me the other day why i let my beard grow so long. She said im a good looking man but with tge beard and my hair growing out i dont look good. I look like Santa with muscles. I told her the beard was to tickle her a$$ hole while I lick her between the legs. She said it was a good answer.
Thick traps gives them something to lock their legs around.

 

[Glycomann]

Do you have traps like Michelle?

 

[mrhtbd]

Yup, time to start doing 50,000 reps each workout.

I haven't forgotten you, Lifts, or any of the great advice you shared with me. Yesterday (Friday) while doing behind neck pull downs, I squeezed at the bottom while imagining it would give me the cuts exhibited in your avatar showing your back double bicep pose from 2004. A true classic. I could only wish to look like that!

 

[mrhtbd]

Do you have traps like Michelle?

Hmmm, my traps are bigger but unfortunately my pen*s is probably smaller (Nordic; survived the ice age, ya know)!

 

[Roughrydr]

She was a man but had a sex change. The two girls came from a homo relationship the former potus had with Bill Ayers the weatherman underground dude that robbed a bank and blew stuff up until he became a college professor.

 

[Glycomann]

She was a man but had a sex change. The two girls came from a homo relationship the former potus had with Bill Ayers the weatherman underground dude that robbed a bank and blew stuff up until he became a college professor.

Is this a quote from Joan Rivers before Killery had her offed?

 

[Dakota]

When my father's sperm met my mother's egg they made a pact and that was that my first and second cells would be my traps. They have grown ever since. I try to be humble at the gym, considering my age, injuries, current shape and dreams forlorned, but one thing hasn't changed in over 35 years, that is, that whatever gym I've entered, from wherever it was, the same pattern emerges. This is what I humbly refer to as, "The Trapezius Syndrome." Upright rows, shrugs, lateral raises and more shrugs, never fails; like clockwork. Other lifters have always migrated to these exercises after I go through a few sets of whatever in the gym. Funny thing is, I don't specifically do anything for traps. I raise my coffee cup, Boom; trap pump, I reach for a towel off the rack, Boom; you guessed it, trap pump! I can honestly admit the main reason I started lifting weights in 1979 was to balance the rest of my muscularity with the size of my traps, but they just got bigger. They stand almost 5 high from my collar bones with my arms straight out. So I've decided to make them bigger, why not? W-h-y n-o-t? That's the cure for trapezius syndrome, what I call, "Trapezius Blitzcrieg!" I remember doing laterals with 65lb d-bells back in 2003, but stopped because I wanted to "isolate my delts!" Well, in the process of completing 40,000 reps by March 20th, I think a micro-goal has just arrived. Time to step up!

We are about due for some before and after pix aren't we Bro?

 

[mrhtbd]

Good point. Problem is haven't had internet since February. Not tec savvy. Can't post a pic from my phone because I have to minimize it but don't know how (with my phone). Consistently training though and have completed 24 super sets since I started on 10/9/17; only 176 to go by 3/20/18.