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mrhtbd

mrhtbd

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I have relinquished you, yet you hang on. Life has turned to the sedate, mass was squandered, yet you hang on. The memo is that we have moved on. The further from war, the ease of Thor... it’s over now, past the sell-by date; forgotten rotten as it were. Yesterday’s warriors dwindle to stories then dust, but mostly in dreams. Do not hold on to yesterday’s mass, time moves on. Your moment was only a moment yet doesn’t carry on. Slow down, recoil into the recesses of opaqueness, and dream the Elysian dream; it’s ok now. Only problem, what about these triceps, outer biceps, and deltoids expounding? Why are your traps there? What happened to the 19” calves who refuse to submit? It just doesn’t add up! Does not the body know we are done? Are the speed-skating thighs of yore ignorant of the desire for pasture? Two seconds is all I ask! Two seconds to carry forth or discuss a past just lost. All I ask is two more seconds... before I give up, the hat goes down, and the laces tied for the last time. Old muscles, I have only ever asked for volume, just this once, can I ask for time?
 
Getting old sucks. I keep losing muscle mass (despite physio telling me that I have more than people my age).
 
"Really? I think I may have permanent ED"


Don't you remember your first real bad estrogen rebound??? I feel for the dude.....
 
A1food4u said:
"Really? I think I may have permanent ED"


Don't you remember your first real bad estrogen rebound??? I feel for the dude.....
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We should go find that sad thread I made and bump it. The one where I vowed to never do gear ever again. Yea that one. I think it ended with you guys making fun of me.
 
Roughrydr said:
Ok. You've got two seconds, starting now!.....Times up.
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Actually, I was thinking of the effort and training required to shave 2 seconds off my 1000 meter speed skate. That is my specific reference. Your humor is much appreciated though; keeping it real!
 
Darkness said:
We should go find that sad thread I made and bump it. The one where I vowed to never do gear ever again. Yea that one. I think it ended with you guys making fun of me.
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Lmao ....ended making fun of you.......:smashcomp
 
Strange creature man. He strives for achievement but the achievement is not the desired. It is the achieving that is the desire.
 
damn that post is like watching the Wrestler i think it is all about old age and what it does to us mentally but i have to ask Lifts why do the young chicks still want us old lifters? cuz we are more men than the millennials? lol
 
Deacon said:
damn that post is like watching the Wrestler i think it is all about old age and what it does to us mentally but i have to ask Lifts why do the young chicks still want us old lifters? cuz we are more men than the millennials? lol
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Lots of women with daddy issues... among many many many many many many many many other issues.
 
Yeah, miami panthers, and stanley cup winners tampa bay lightning.
But go to the nearest lake when it's 28 degrees outside you'll sink. No ice.
 
Deacon said:
damn that post is like watching the Wrestler i think it is all about old age and what it does to us mentally but i have to ask Lifts why do the young chicks still want us old lifters? cuz we are more men than the millennials? lol
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They tell me because I'm a man a d not some little pussy boy who has feelings and emotions to hurt.
 
Darkness said:
Oh of course. Sorry.

Do you still like me?
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Yeah. I still bequeath you all my women when I die. But if any of them get you to ride on the back of their Harley, forget about it. You'll be their bitch. So ill leave you my bike too to eliminate that problem. Bevause they will try you.
 
Roughrydr said:
Yeah. I still bequeath you all my women when I die. But if any of them get you to ride on the back of their Harley, forget about it. You'll be their bitch. So ill leave you my bike too to eliminate that problem. Bevause they will try you.
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Depending on the woman, I might ride bitch for her. She'd have to be pretty special.

However After you die they'll probably be introduced to a supercharged jet ski. It's similar to a Harley but floats and takes off faster. And you can stop and phuck on it without using a kickstand. Ladies do tend to enjoy riding bitch in that.
 
Since my father passed away I've had to take all my advice about women from glyco and rough Ryder. That seems to be going well depending on the standard you apply as "good"
 
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