how about the assholes that leave the dumbells in the floor because it is too much work to carry them two f*cking feet to the rack.
or the ones that wanna stand in the locker room and have a conversation for twenty minutes buck naked! hey, im no homophobe or anything, and i could give a sh*t less how many guys are in the showers but damn i dont wanna talk about life with some dumbass and his schlong flopping around.
or how about the fuckers that come in and turn the tv's on, and then have a freaking competition to see who can turn it up the loudest.
better yet, the pricks that take all of the attachments and put them on different machines in the gym, and then leave them there, when they are the only ones who use those attachments in the first place.
one more, before i get back to work, is the idiot who comes in for the first time, and tries to tell me how he used to be freaking huge, and had to take a couple of months off, but it wont take long for him to turn all of that fat into muscle. i'm sitting there thinking "fucker you aint never seen a weight, and it took more than a couple of months for 200 lbs of lard to build up on your fat ass". but i just smile and go about my workout thanking god i have the dedication and love for my body not to let that crap happen to me.