My father-in-law and his wife watch the baby and generally make supper. Hell it's gotta be some kind of pork 2 or 3 times a week. I hate that shit. He says his cousins "still own a 600 acre pig farm on the rhine." Yeah, who cares. If I don't eat it they catch attitude so here's what I do: I eat something else that night and refuse to sit with them at the table (all about power, baby) then the leftovers go to work with me for lunch. There I throw them in the garbage and eat what I want. This has worked so well I actually lost 36 pounds since last June and kept it off for two months now.
Pork roll, bacon, blah, blah, blah...
Well, but that thing Olympian suggested doesn't sound bad?