I can see it now, Darkness, the piece of meat at home: "Woman, you need me?"
Miffed Woman, at kitchen door in daisy dukes and halter-top, hands on hips, "No!"
Darkness on couch watching racing, feet on NASCAR tire changed in final pit-stop of '09 Taledaga Winner; winks, then points: says, "I'm breaking your reserve but I can wait 'til the next commercial."
Miffed Woman: "Hrumpff," then returns to kitchen...
Darkness: "Hey, you want help with the dishes?"
Woman: "Nooooooooooooo...."
Darkness: "Oh you know I love it when you play hard to get!"
Woman enters room with neighbor's cat: "Is this what you wanted?"
To be continued...
Miffed Woman, at kitchen door in daisy dukes and halter-top, hands on hips, "No!"
Darkness on couch watching racing, feet on NASCAR tire changed in final pit-stop of '09 Taledaga Winner; winks, then points: says, "I'm breaking your reserve but I can wait 'til the next commercial."
Miffed Woman: "Hrumpff," then returns to kitchen...
Darkness: "Hey, you want help with the dishes?"
Woman: "Nooooooooooooo...."
Darkness: "Oh you know I love it when you play hard to get!"
Woman enters room with neighbor's cat: "Is this what you wanted?"
To be continued...