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Miz RippedFreak
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RippedFreak might not be very cool and by now you all have guessed he be a transexual wigga...but he's mine!!! Rippy said not to tell how we met out side of a gay bar, when I saved him from gettin molested by that homersexual, but since you guys are friends, I don't think he would care.
Rippy luvs me big time....and says I'm so sexy he cant hardly drag hisself out of bed. I smakked him a few times en told him to git his lazy ass to werk. His boss at McDonalds is nice en lets him slide a lot, but sumday he will jess say enuff! I tell my rippy he better not lose that job or how could he afford to buy me this nice lonjeray. He sez it don't matter none cuz he would jess as soon have me run around nekkid ALL the time!!! I tell him to practice sayin "Make that super size!"
Rippy luvs me big time....and says I'm so sexy he cant hardly drag hisself out of bed. I smakked him a few times en told him to git his lazy ass to werk. His boss at McDonalds is nice en lets him slide a lot, but sumday he will jess say enuff! I tell my rippy he better not lose that job or how could he afford to buy me this nice lonjeray. He sez it don't matter none cuz he would jess as soon have me run around nekkid ALL the time!!! I tell him to practice sayin "Make that super size!"