P. Bateman
Vet
- Joined
- Mar 21, 2009
- Messages
- 1,106
So I'm working out last night and I happen to look in the aerobics studio to do my usual "Creeping of the hotties", and who do I see teaching some sort of half assed kickboxing class? A woman who had to weigh in at around at least 210lbs!!
Now, I'd say "God bless you" if she were taking the class, but teaching it?!?! I have to call bullshit on this one. I don't understand how people can walk into a class and see a grossly overweight instructor and think that's a good idea. If I were taking any sort of fitness class or personal training, I'd want my coach to be jacked to high heaven. I'd want him/her to be so jacked I can hear the jingle of steroid needles in their pocket when they walk. I'd want them so jacked that when they sweat it smells of vanilla protein powder and flax oil. I'd want them to be so jacked that Lindsay Lohan organizes an intervention for them cause she thinks they've gone too far!
I don't mean to sound like a total dick but this instructor looked like the Michelan Man's slightly less motivated sister. Why would you take fitness advice from someone who has so obviously failed? You don't see me giving out advice on how to keep a woman happy do you?
You will become what/who you choose to surround yourself with. If you want to become a dirtbag; hang around shady dirtbags. If you want to become a successful business man; hang around successful business men. If you want to get in shape, hang around/take advice from people who are in shape. Jesus H Christ!
Now, I'd say "God bless you" if she were taking the class, but teaching it?!?! I have to call bullshit on this one. I don't understand how people can walk into a class and see a grossly overweight instructor and think that's a good idea. If I were taking any sort of fitness class or personal training, I'd want my coach to be jacked to high heaven. I'd want him/her to be so jacked I can hear the jingle of steroid needles in their pocket when they walk. I'd want them so jacked that when they sweat it smells of vanilla protein powder and flax oil. I'd want them to be so jacked that Lindsay Lohan organizes an intervention for them cause she thinks they've gone too far!
I don't mean to sound like a total dick but this instructor looked like the Michelan Man's slightly less motivated sister. Why would you take fitness advice from someone who has so obviously failed? You don't see me giving out advice on how to keep a woman happy do you?
You will become what/who you choose to surround yourself with. If you want to become a dirtbag; hang around shady dirtbags. If you want to become a successful business man; hang around successful business men. If you want to get in shape, hang around/take advice from people who are in shape. Jesus H Christ!
