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So I'm working out last night and I happen to look in the aerobics studio to do my usual "Creeping of the hotties", and who do I see teaching some sort of half assed kickboxing class? A woman who had to weigh in at around at least 210lbs!!

Now, I'd say "God bless you" if she were taking the class, but teaching it?!?! I have to call bullshit on this one. I don't understand how people can walk into a class and see a grossly overweight instructor and think that's a good idea. If I were taking any sort of fitness class or personal training, I'd want my coach to be jacked to high heaven. I'd want him/her to be so jacked I can hear the jingle of steroid needles in their pocket when they walk. I'd want them so jacked that when they sweat it smells of vanilla protein powder and flax oil. I'd want them to be so jacked that Lindsay Lohan organizes an intervention for them cause she thinks they've gone too far!

I don't mean to sound like a total dick but this instructor looked like the Michelan Man's slightly less motivated sister. Why would you take fitness advice from someone who has so obviously failed? You don't see me giving out advice on how to keep a woman happy do you?

You will become what/who you choose to surround yourself with. If you want to become a dirtbag; hang around shady dirtbags. If you want to become a successful business man; hang around successful business men. If you want to get in shape, hang around/take advice from people who are in shape. Jesus H Christ!
 
lol. totally agree.. the gym that my girl and i go to have some instructors that should be ashamed of themselves....
 
I see this shit all the time in certain places. It is laughable but not near as laughable as the douche nozzles that pay these creatures of average to teach them.
 
It would depend on whether or not she had skills. I know some pretty out of shape looking people with skills. Not pretty like BBer pretty but they will beat your ass like a rug during spring cleaning.
 
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My isshinryu sensei was about 5'5" and close to 200# and looked like a joke but he could stand flat footed and jump up with a round kick and kick over your head and be back standing in front of you before you could blink.. I wouldn't be so quick to judge ole chubby might whoop ur ass! lmao...
 
i knew a guy when i was in the service who worked on the base who took some kind of medicine that screwed him up and made him real big , he was one of the most in shape dudes i ever knew. he worked his ass of to stay as small as he was.
i understand your point but at least shes trying , 99% of america doesnt want to leave the recliner.
 
When I went on an Army deployment to Minnesota years ago, a Sergeant gave us a briefing before we went into town.
He said, "Now for some of you who want to go into town to sample some of our local fare, we have here what we call the one-baggers, the two-baggers, the three-baggers, and the four-baggers."
"A one-bagger is a chick who's so ugly you need a bag over your head to f*** her."
"A two-bagger is a chick who's so ugly that you have to put a bag over your head too, just in case her's falls off."
"A three-bagger is so ugly that if you wake up with her on your arm, you have to chew your arm off so you can get out of there before waking her up."
"And a four-bagger is one that after you chew your one arm off, you chew the other one off so 'it never happens again'."
I thought he was joking, until I noticed the first bar we went into actually had swinging doors at the entrance. When we went in, and I saw the buffalo's standing around the pool table, I understood why, then started chewing my arm to get a head start!
 
I agree with Glyco in that she may be big and heavy, but might still have skills necessary to be a great trainer.

But, again, I know I would never take advice from someone who didn't inspire confidence. ;)
 

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