Redneck pick-up lines.

[meateater]

1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.
I can't hold it in.

 

[Irish420]

lol!!...I gotta come down south and see if dem pickup lines really work....

 

[Ms.Wetback]

My husband used that first one on me LOL

 

[Trapology]

"I've got a six pack"

 

[meateater]

lol!!...I gotta come down south and see if dem pickup lines really work....

Yup, they do work....according to black7.

 

[Cruci]

Girl if only we werent related I would make an honest woman out of ya. Ah what the hell, let's go for it.

 

[black7]

Yup, they do work....according to black7.

lol yup:thefinger

 

[meateater]

lol yup:thefinger

:yesway:

 

[OLYMPIAN]

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